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Unbound - Out now! My quarantine project is complete. Navigate mazes using keys of your choice. But choose carefully... ssangervasi.itch.io/unbound

Wrong. rangoon.pro is a single image file of a meme I hard-coded. #crabrangoon #hallucination

@parismarx So the math is somewhere between 0.0025 and 0.1 years per million dollars of fraud. Go big or go home, I guess.

We're burning enough energy to make AI trash that oil companies are excited about spiking energy usage. This is the blockchain debacle all over again, just replace monkey jpgs with Glasgow Willy Wonka. bloomberg.com/news/newslette… #ai #climate #llm

@matchageese or a hookup for molly

if you say “need me an e-girl”, you could either be saying you need a gamer girl or you need an extraverted girl

Here is a quick list of what sites let you take with you when it's time to leave

I don't know why I am putting this on twitter harmless.substack.com/p/are-you-prep…

Programming has never been my job open.substack.com/pub/harmless/p…

In the near future, automation and big ol' suburb trucks will collide. harmlesswriting.com/2023/03/18/mil…

@PiatPod Citation Needed preshow shenanigans recording

To what event are these people headed? Wrong answers only.

The Readers harmlesswriting.com/2022/12/14/the…

Regarding the Orbital Terminal Incident harmlesswriting.com/2022/11/16/reg…

A nightmare device for spooky season: Twitter.

Halloween treat, Christmas presents next?

A nightmare device for spooky season: a rowboat that is always waiting for you upon any shore.

A nightmare device for spooky season: a teapot. The infuser only accepts shredded dollar bills. The brew tastes of the time spent hustling.

@BWheelerMTG @UnarmedOracle The Cul-de-Sac

@UnarmedOracle "love the father-son bonding in The Road, but could we have it centered around them playing catch in the park?"

A nightmare device for spooky season: an automatic faucet that won't turn on until you confess the spot on your hand is actually your regicidal guilt (and piss)

A nightmare device for spooky season: a gas pump that pumps blood but your car runs on tears.

A nightmare device for spooky season: Duolingo except the owl is a raven with a catchphrase.

A nightmare device for spooky season: a trashcan that never has to be emptied. Until the day, at long last, it does.