HarperTheFox

any body is a beach body if you put a swimsuit on, ill eat all the hot dogs I goddamn please

save this, you’re gonna need it for the group chat someday

I look like a Sunday school teacher but I sure as hell dont sound like one

carpe diem, amirite?

No song, not even Irish folk classics commonly sung at loved ones funerals.

a terrible time 💩

Dont catch feelings when one of you is just frisky, it’s a bad idea

Everybody knows a chick like this. Send it to the group chat if you all know who it is.

highly relatable for couples. a song I wrote for my dog.

A pinky in the butt feels just like “Home”

putting the “die” in diet

I’m winning! (I think)

I’ve heard these were the original lyrics

I wonder if Elton gets dicpics

Shrek would hit different if they used this song

Walk the Moon would be so disappointed in me

I take great songs and rework them to be filthy trash, you’re welcome

we all know one

“Dust in the Wind” except… different

taking a sweet song and making it about ✊ing