I can't even with this

I'm lightly buzzed but I'm tweeting this and pinning it for posterity: when the A's announce they're moving to Vegas I am becoming a Giants fan out of spite. Not when they move. When they *announce* they're moving. Word is bond.

@johnizbackagain Wake me up when the Jazz miss the playoffs 16 years in a row

@HarpoGarza Listen. Jazz finally came through as they never ever got the pick where they should.

You would think BY PURE ACCIDENT the Kings would end up with the #1 pick once or twice in the last 20ish years of ineptitude.

There's also 7 letters in FUCK YOU

Neil's soul has asked me to rewatch our favorite show, Fringe, and I'm compelled to do so.

@crushkillcrush ty bb

@HarpoGarza Merry Christmas Harpo

We're doing Xmas with the Mexican side of the family today. This is the latest we've done it, although late February or early March has happened many times in the past, usually because that's how long it takes to pay off everyone's presents we put on layaway #ObeseNavidad

This year it was a combination of my dad hemming and hawing about getting a pacemaker (still hasn't) and back surgery (still hasn't) and so we were given a week's notice that he was coming to town. Steak chicana is in the crock pot, al pastor is roasting in the oven.

@defnotfucked @BradfeltyFelty @quaarude @RaymondPettibon @NoyorkerAnon @posthumouspoems @Ajpy2k Manute kept throwing that jab and Fridge couldn't do shit about it.

@hollinger Yeah, we love it. Tracy is hilarious and they surrounded him with the perfect supporting cast.

Joke rate is pretty comparable to 30 Rock, I’m impressed.

Shit. Rise & Fall of Reggie Dinkins is fucking hilarious.

He DONE done

He's so close to making a SMILING THROUGH IT ALL tweet

@amicisbayarea removing the Milano from your menu ensures you will not see heaven. Shameful.

🐰🐰🐰

youtu.be/8V_014YSFdU?si… I think of this at least twice a week

Sacramento Kings owner Vivek Ranadive is being credited online with providing critical intel that supposedly helped the Mexican Military kill El Mencho, the leader of CJNG 😳

@kings_muse Many people are saying this

He shit himself again

This administration putting a convicted rapist front and center is so ridiculously on brand.

@hennethomega yo did you see they're building a Jollibee on Douglas?