Timmy Harrington

…has marked himself as SAFE during the newest Titanic disaster.

@noregretvet_ They are both sitting down though

Good thing he’s sitting down, cuz his pants are on fire 🔥

@smerconish @CNN @cnni @ADFLegal Inclusivity vs. Exclusion. The human race has survived on the first…

Tweet me your thoughts on this case and I will read some @CNN @cnni when @ADFLegal Senior Counsel David Cortman joins me to discuss masslive.com/news/2025/05/s…

@NESN They are/were literally both number 10

This might be the only way Drake Maye is like Mac Jones. wp.me/pch2rN-8kDK

I never tweeted much, so this won’t hurt many, but this will be my last tweet. I shall only Thread @harringtim moving froward. Same username, just not on a cesspool platform run by an actual demon @elonmusk Goodbye twitter, you were never X to me

@fryingdaly @beersnsmoothies The movie?

@beersnsmoothies @Harringtim Fundamentally opposed to signs in general.

Seeing Trump signs in your yard makes me immediately think you’re a moron. If this offends you, unfollow me.

@pyomela Fair, but now you have to unfollow me. (with your fake twitter too.)

@fryingdaly Is this tweet still pinned?

Pinned tweet

@JDVance You are a dweeb who fucks couches

This is a massive story. Kamala Harris's administration encouraged Facebook to censor information about Donald Trump. President Trump will fight for your ability to speak your mind. Kamala Harris would rather shut you up than persuade you. Some leader thehill.com/policy/technol…

Donald Trump is boring.

@fryingdaly Band name

Gonna start wearing a cup when I hang out with my nephews. Fists and feet heat seeking missiles for testicles.

@loversspit That’s what she said

Did we ever find out what the little miniature plastic side tables in the pizza boxes were for?

@boston25 Gene, I know it doesn’t seem like Pittsburgh should be number three, but as someone who was born and raised and lives in Boston now, but spent his college years there, I do understand it’s number three status. I dare you to visit Pittsburgh and not understand it too!

Congratulations to the company of WATER FOR ELEPHANTS for receiving a #TonyAwards nomination for Best Musical.

Hawt @PigPenTheatreCo sponsored ad on the instagram dare I say rousingly picture of pro forma power balled writing @PigPenTheatreCo

First, I want to say thank you for caring about me and the memories that I share. But @Meta, why do you think I want to look back on this post? Why do you think I need to revisit the message? WHY NOW?

@fryingdaly So far.

I’ve come to understand I’m the worst version of myself when I’m in the supermarket.

Whoa, check out his stick!