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Ohhhh so this is why it’s the dating app designed to be deleted

Windows:

It’s 2026 - it’s time for us to be able to save a document with ‘/‘ in the file name

@MEEKAYUK I actually looked into this further and network rail are building new infrastructure adjacent to rails to solve this issue by 2028! 😊

@HarryCress 1% of the entire country includes trenches and tunnels where trains go. As well as other scenarios. Not too mention the range of 4g and 5g is actually very low from the tower. So moving very fast. And constantly losing and connecting to different towers constantly

If most UK mobile networks have 99% coverage why does my mobile data never work on the train

Like wot? bit confusing will never understand that

Ellie Goulding has had enough with the use of evaporated milk in recipes. "Every time I evaporate the milk, it disappears!" She exclaimed with frustration.

@uncreativetom They’re rightfully cooking you in the replies mate

It’s cool that everyone seems to be against the free, universally available alternative to this as well

And then I burst in flames

Dang it!! I was perfectly catfishing this guy on Grindr with pictures of Jonathan Bailey until I saw ‘Genuine Only’ in his bio and it stopped me right in my tracks!

@jck1099 Consider this: I will throw myself out the window to escape the sound of the fan

@HarryCress But my kitchen turns into sweat box

Is it just me or is it weird that neither of my housemates ever turn the extractor fan on, let alone open a window when using the hob

Beat a dead horse? Can’t we love it unconditionally instead

starting tomorrow im gonna be super normal funny sexy kind and functioning

@H3LLMOUTH_ Very underrated.

my favourite

The elephant in the room has killed himself

@li4miom Not quite as overwhelming as how often gays dusts off this exact same take and performs it like a weekly rerun

‘If you use a chart to visualise data you can literally visualise data’

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

Imagine hating me an im just over here laughing to myself because I said ‘spaghetti bugonia’