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@luk3arthur Is this what the @theenemyband deserves? Probably.

there are some absolutely shite goalkeepers in this league aren’t there

10 years lurking. Goodbye. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@mikejhemsley Bawitdaba < Formidable

At that point of the night where you absolutely cannot tell me Bawitdaba isn’t the greatest song ever written and that me learning all the fucking words wasn’t the best decision of my life

Iceage continue their BNM streak Read all the reviews here: p4k.in/To4Xi9x

@aidanoregan @SpursOfficial Cheeky

This is what you do to us @SpursOfficial #COYS

@moodie @SpotifyUK I love it apparently.

@mikejhemsley Paneer.

I might make halloumi my rest of Q3 and into Q4 'thing'

@jamesrfarrelly Weird looking at 'Post Rock Pope' and thinking simpler times.

@mikejhemsley How do you say *clears throat* 'Pork Lolly'

I have now been learning Italian for 61 days on Duolingo. A mio piacciono i lupi. A mio piace bere Diet Coke. Il mio compleanno è a settembre.

@aanneetteellee Hate manifests as ageing. Katie Hopkins is only 44.

Keanu Reeves is the SAME AGE as Nigel Farage and five years OLDER than Jacob Rees-Mogg. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

@tjwell01 @jamesrfarrelly top boy.

@jamesrfarrelly @beastieboys Come back once you've mastered Regulate.

@FayPritchard_ @mikejhemsley @BBCNews Is Fay being funny?

@mikejhemsley @BBCNews beat that

I don't want to brag (I do), but I got 7/7 on the @BBCNews quiz of the week for only like the second time ever, and I think good things are going to happen for all of us.

@jamesrfarrelly You've changed.

Sledding into your DM's.

The boys and I are currently working on a new sitcom we feel really reflects true camaraderie in this modern age. Stay tuned! @luk3arthur @mikejhemsley

@luk3arthur is this a tweet pic?

@mikejhemsley @luk3arthur I called him a beta cuck actually.

Yesterday, @HarryJohnson_ called @luk3arthur "a beta male". Luke didn't like this and so asked his mates (as opposed to us, his colleagues) if they see him this way and they've confirmed they do. Luke isn't happy. 2019 is already great.

Having now conquered Twitter I will be migrating to @LinkedIn. Thanks for your support X.