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I DON’T WANT NOBODY, I JUST WANT CHRIS RICHARDS BABY, RED AND BLUE, THERES SOMETHING BOUT THAT AFRO, WHEN HE PLAYS WITH JD CANVOT, RED AND BLUE #cpfc

Jean-Philippe Mateta and Maxence Lacroix have both been named in France World Cup squad 😍🇫🇷

@PalaceandPints @WolfOfSW18 🤣🤣 yeah you know it

@HarryJudgeee @WolfOfSW18 Just put mine in and shit myself when it didn’t work. Going to be a long hour

Are people getting there phase 2 codes through yet?

I’ve heard enough Project Nathaniel Clyne it is😤

@JSB93x £30 and a blowy. Final offer.

@HarryJudgeee Yours for £1k lad

On that. If there’s any tickets going for palace fans, I’m after a spare in the Holmesdale

“COME ON YOU IRONS!” Pep Guardiola as he left his post match press conference today 👏😂😂😂 [@BeanymanSports]

🚨 @NicoSchira is reporting that Palace have submitted an official bid to Andoni Iraola to convince the Spanish manager to accept CPFC’s coach role. They are readying a contract until 2029. @SebEcrivainFoot is reporting that a 3-year contract with a handsome salary is on the table. Crystal Palace is awaiting a response. The ball is in Iraola's court.

Alex Jimenez being told to train with the U18s whilst he’s suspended

Alex Jimenez checking the weather on his phone

Imagine trying to beat us. ✝️

Kudos to whichever moron is responsible for the music post game, for ruining what could’ve been a fucking incredible & unique atmosphere at full time, deciding to blare music out over the fans. A great night but fuck me, what are the club playing at? #cpfc

Just took my 93yr grandmother to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for Palace to win the Conference?” A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown. Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

Got 2 tickets in the Whitehorse tonight face value

🇪🇸 Just a quick heads up... As well as the players, EVERY club employee is going to Ibiza. The club shop and offices will be shut until Wednesday morning. We will see you then! 🤣 #YCFC🔴🔵

Oliver Glasner on Palace’s performance against Bournemouth: “Let’s say you have a friend's birthday and your wedding [a few days later], you are more excited for the wedding. This is the same. “Bournemouth’s semi-final was today — ours is Thursday.” #CPFC

Everyone else’s Bournemouth tickets in the expired wallet and say yesterday’s date?🤣🤣 not heard of a single one dated for today

Florence Krakow Lublin Dublin Strasbourg That said, all were top class.. roll on Thursday🦅

Canvot is like if Bolasie played CB