Harry Unchained

@elonmusk Dude is roasting my country XD

@iffiViews Tell me you got dual personality disorder without telling me you got it.

Me after one soota of chars

@NavalismHQ @naval The measure of power against an opponent is also silence.

"The measure of wisdom is silence." @naval

@vampirinaaaa When you're happy for some reason even a little bit just hug him casually and you're gonna love it.

@Cobratate You don't need endless women to stay powerful. You require a magical woman by your side!

Women are born with innate power. A form of magic. But every time somebody fucks them... they give some away. He takes it. That's why the most powerful men have slept with endless women. And the least magical women have slept with endless men.

@NavalismHQ @naval It's about "learning or trying to run" and not "running from learning".

It's not about "educated" v "un-educated". It's about "likes to read" and "doesn't like to read". @naval

@HEXICAN5150 @piersmorgan A decade ago binary was just numbers. And ig that was better than this

@piersmorgan PIERS!!!! My good man!!! I have found the answer!! See below!

How can you be trans AND non-binary?

@HumansNoContext Even the value of this x is greater than my math score

@i_zonishh The internet demands verified sources just trust me isn't gonna make it

@hahaamna @maddybross Try the blue one if you think this tastes like cough syrup. That one literally is a cough syrup :(

@HumansNoContext Lil Skies Creeping (Could've been great without the nastiness)

What song is this?

idk who needs to hear this but no don't message him, don't send that 'hi' when all you wanted was to say 'i miss you and i think about you all day and all night, you're gone but never out of my mind, and i miss your absence direly. There are people there who love me, and

@TateTheTalisman Lmaoo

If smoking in the same house as kids becomes illegal that’s fine, but my kids will have to wait outside in the rain. My house, I paid for it, if I want a cigar I’m going to have a cigar. IDC.

I had a case of a 60 y/o male today who had pretty complicated liver cirrhosis and couldn’t breathe properly due to ascites. His wife accompanied him and throughout the examination, he would just throw in a silly joke and both of them would laugh looking at each other like it was

So @JustinRoiland was fired from the show he created (Rick and Morty) because his ex claimed domestic abuse. Before a trail and before a verdict @adultswim axed him as a virtue signal. Well the case has now been dismissed, Yep he’s innocent. Male? Wealthy? = Target. 💔

@maniacholmes @strongminded101 I litreally did

@strongminded101 @maniacholmes And here I thought I actually was a bad person💀

@Lazymedicose Ok shister XD

If u r a female and you are putting on a heavy scent .Dear sister or api! This isn't right for ur emaan, your scent should be light, for your mehram only .Take notes☺☺