Cheesio

@esoteric_joke Thank you 🥹

good morning to everyone who wishes they could stay in bed with me this morning

@esoteric_joke I so wanna make the joke that I wanna use it on her every day but I won't

i want him to max out his 500 dm limit on me each day

@Blazingoth Can you give some pointers? Cause I am so ass at that game but I also love it so much.

just carried a rivals game so hard my teammates started asking if i’m unemployed

@cherruvim I can realate to this to an insane degree

i dont think some people realize how much depression can make you lose interest in so many things , like i always keep telling others that i’ll play that game soon or i’ll watch the anime when i’m not busy but honestly i have no motivation to do so anyway

@esoteric_joke Always

do y’all want a new pic today or?

@Elsie_560 I mean a good cheeseburger really hits the spot.

Name one ??

@smeepzi Honestly sounds like me dream

who wants to be the stay at home househusband to a loser girl that makes 12x your income?

@esoteric_joke I think I would get a heart attack

what if we were twitter bf and gf then what

@cruxlust That still sounds amazing tbh 😭

i actually ended up choking really loudly on a popcorn kernel shell bc it got stuck in my throat 😭 i was so embarrassed

@esoteric_joke Same

seeing pretty girls on my feed makes me really happy

@veinIuvr Want a massage?

my butt muscles are so sore bro wtf

@esoteric_joke Was is successful?

jamie lore: from 2007-2016 i ran a mom lifestyle blog about gentle parenting, recipes, homeschool, natural remedies, attachment parenting and traveling europe with kids.

@esoteric_joke That would be so awsome 😭

i just adore you guys so much like i wish i could have a big meet and greet and give all of you a hug

@esoteric_joke I recycle if that's what you mean, and i try to keep my enviroment clean as i can

i only kiss guys who care about the environment

@esoteric_joke People will not believe that I am that type of guy, for good reason I mean i get it people lie it just makes it hard to get a girlfriend 😭

i want a boyfriend who lets me talk for hours straight about everything and just stares at me with heart eyes the whole time

@Blazingothx It's just plain scary.

women’s intuition is crazy i swear

@misshortcake_ Same

i really just want a big hug and a kiss tbh

@Kittennn_420 Why did i get a notif of this I don't even know who this is 😭

The only thing more embarrassing than your obsession with me is how public you make it.

@cruxlust I can agree with this post but what if someone has their exes name still tattoed on their body, I mean surely anyone can agree that that is a bit of a problem in a relationship foe example

idk if this is a hot take or not but it shouldn’t matter whether a tattoo has meaning or not. It’s never that serious, especially if it’s someone else’s body. Shaming someone for getting a funky funny tattoo that they decided to get on a whim is such loser behavior lol who CARES.

@Hazeludw Absolutely, my biggest dream is to be the house hisband of a successfull woman 😭

MEN ONLY be honest: would you date a woman who makes more money than you?