Has Allam Gone Yet?

Yes

Have I missed anything? Nice, quiet, sensible, drama-free summer so far, yeah? #hcafc

Got a strange feeling this morning, like someone just walked over my grave. Just to be clear. I'm not dead, I'm only sleeping. Maybe see you soon? Although hopefully not... #hcafc

@DavidFe20490699 @HullCity @HullCityLFC 👍

@HasAllamGone @HullCity @HullCityLFC Good idea!

@HullCity @HullCityLFC #hcafc

@unluckycityfan Behave, you fucking snowflake!

Fuck it! Pub! #hcafc

Don't make me resurrect and rename this account @acunilicali You've got a decent amount of credit in the bank, and I may calm down in time, *if* the more detailed explanation makes any more sense than the current mindfuck But right now... I'M FUCKING RAGING BRUV #hcafc

GUESS WHO'S BACK, AND OFF THE CRACK! 🙌 Yes, even I felt compelled to crawl back out of my coffin and say, Jaden Philogene...what a fucking signing, man! UP THE ACUN! UP THE LIAM! UP DEM FUCKING TIGERS! Fuck it! Pub! Then let's go fuck up the foxes! #hcafc

Wanna know three things I really like about Acun? No? Well I'll tell you anyway... 1. He's made mistakes, but shown a willingness to listen to others around him, and learn from them 2. He clearly cares 3. He's not Ehab Welcome to the madhouse, Liam Rosenior #hcafc

That new deal for Jacob Greaves was absolutely crucial Firstly because he's one of the best defenders in the league Secondly because he's a local lad But most importantly, because he's one of our few remaining players whose name I can actually spell FUCKING GET IN! #hcafc

"Wait until admin has nearly finished the fancy 'reveal' video he's been working on all night, and then announce the Doğukan Sinik signing yourself." #hcafc

As folk seem to be making meaningless comparisons between Bowen & KLP today, I would also like to add Bowen left for West Ham, & a few weeks later there was a global pandemic I just hope Brentford realise they could be putting the whole of mankind at risk, selfish cunts #hcafc

As one of the more grounded and, dare I say it, cynical members of the #hcafc fanbase, I feel a little compelled to question the level of player wages we are seemingly committing ourselves to, and...ahhh who gives a shiny shit, we're going up! Fuck it! Pub!

I would bloody LOVE to see us lift the Corendon Cup It's been a long-standing dream of mine since the competition was first launched. This morning #hcafc

Things are really starting to take off We'll be in the top flight in no time And so on... Fuck it! Pub! #hcafc

Letting Honeyman go, swiftly followed by missing out on Seri is a bit of a reality check Too many of us were getting a little bit carried away about our prospects for the season ahead I am therefore reluctantly revising our predicted finishing position from 1st to 2nd #hcafc

No need to panic about lack of transfer announcements We've signed loads of new players It's just that they're all foreign. So under the new UK regime, they're all currently in a hotel in Rwanda, waiting for Priti Patel to approve their visa applications #hcafc

No (new signings) Fuck it! Pub! #hcafc

Just out of prison and catching up on what I've missed According to Twitter, we're signing Gareth Bale, Robert Lewandowski and Mesut Ozil This doesn't even remotely address our defensive issues Typical city! #hcafc

One last time, just for old time's sake, and to mark the end of the season in which it FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED! The future's Black and Amber With mad bastard Acun at the helm, we'll piss this league next season #hcafc ps YES!