Hasan Ali

@Tekeee 💯

HOT TAKE: Gaming is healthier for your brain than endless social media scrolling.

he really won all the tournaments he missed last year. my goat

Palestine, 1945, 3 years before Israel existed.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

At this rate Sinner is definitely breaking that 31 record

We are no longer seen as human beings with free spirits and creative thought, who love, work and build. We are now data. Statistics. Graphs. Pie charts. Profit margins. Experiments. Reports. Markets. Files.

The arrogance of humans to cut down trees and think air conditioners will cool us

You open your TL and watch the Indian heat map turn an ugly, blistering red. Then you scroll down a few tweets and see AI data centres in Andhra Pradesh... Over 10,000 trees will be butchered in Andaman and Nicobar islands... Despair is not the word.

A few hours later

@christianascone Wow that's great, i will start posting on threads

@Hasanaliweb I thought so too. Imagine my surprise when I saw that posts that get 10 views on X get 500 on Threads.

For the past two weeks, I've been posting the same content on both X and Threads. On Threads, I'm getting 10–100× more views than on X. This platform feels dead for small accounts, which makes me sad because so many of my friends are still here.

Before the fight with Iudex Gundyr

Imagine what LinkedIn will be like when we're all unemployed. Mad Max Fury Road with people hammering away on mechanical keyboards in the desert.

Trying to get a grip on core backend concepts: • Multi-tenancy architecture • Authentication vs Authorization • Rate limiting & throttling • Caching strategies

@RidersGCC2025 @PatrickFabian 😂😂

@PatrickFabian Oh no…

On the set of Malcolm in the Middle, they used to have a game called “What Will Bryan Cranston Do?” Eventually it turned into “What won’t Bryan Cranston do?” once everyone realized the guy could pull off just about anything.

@GMJobitti @OtakuPride34

Grown ass women used to really be thirsting over this 13 year old dude

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

Vibecoding is great

Neverrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.