The Cowboy’s Longhorn Steer

@ncwhm At least he didn’t say I don’t look amooooosed.

Asked my cow-worker what he thought of the new team member. He just gave me this look. Wow! That says it all. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm Um...I could use a little help putting it on me.

Secret Santa even got something for my cow-orker, @HashtagTheCow. Looks like he’s staying warm in the Museum’s Pendleton Legacy Blanket. Apparently Santa shops in the Museum Store. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm I’m pretty sure I’ve got this.

Steering contest with my cow-orker @hashtagthecow in 1...2...3… Don’t blink! Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm I think I need to reach out to the HR Department about this.

Just checking the fence to make sure my cow-orker doesn’t leave his office. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm Is he trying to fatten me up?

If you make Shawnee Milling brownies, you should always leave a few for your cow-orkers. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm You know that’s not a cow, right?

I think I know who’d love Daniel Smith’s “Yellowstone Reflections.” It’s my cow-orker @HashtagTheCow #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm That’s a pretty impressive painting. The cow could be bigger though. Just one steer’s opinion.

I don’t think he can believe that piece by Kyle Polzin isn’t a photo either. Although his stare is kind of glassy. Maybe he needs glasses. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

Again no steer we’re inducted this year.

@ncwhm If I could shake my head at that joke, I would.

This is Bill Anton's painting "Makeshift Ambulance." It just won the Prix de West Purchase Award. You know who'd love to see this? @HashtagTheCow. I could steer him into the right gallery. Lol! #HashtagtheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm I think I went to highschool with that bovine. Terry?

When you can’t come to the art, I guess I’ll have to bring it to you. Here you go, pal. Kinda like a virtual tour. That gives me an idea. Lol! Stay tuned! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm Wish I could see it. You know the old Museum steer saying, “the art is always greener on the other side of the barbed wire display divider.”

There’s some amazing cow art in Prix de West this year. Like “Deep Summer” by Teresa Elliott. I bet my cow-orker would love this one. @HashtagTheCow #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

@ncwhm I admit it. It looks great on me. Brings out my eyes.

See. This year’s collector’s bolo looks good on everyone. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

You do realize that you’re following a cow on Twitter, right?

@ncwhm Seriously? We’ve worked together for years.

Turns out this guy has his own twitter account. What a load of…bull. Lol! #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

Cows sleep standing up. Lucky for me.

I’ve got a terrible itch on my right shoulder. Anyone?

@ncwhm Just you wait until I figure out how to hold a pencil. I’ll show you a drawing.

You have a new “Tim’s Art Homework” assignment. Who would have guessed you get one today? Lol! I want to see your best cow or steer from artists of all ages. Remember to include name, age and where you’re from. I think he looks better in my drawing. #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

Has anyone seen that Ferdinand movie? Is it any good?

@ncwhm Um, thanks. I guess. I already bought myself one from the Museum Store online. It’s great! #Sponsored

Hey Pal, I was just kidding around. I didn’t forget about you. I got you your own mug for #HashtagCowAppreciationDay! No need to have a “cow” on your new Twitter account @HashtagTheCow. #HashtagTheCowboy Thanks, Tim

#CowAppreciationDay comes around once a year. You’d think he’d remember. I am his cow-orker after all.