Alexa

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

do you guys ever run out of toilet paper and then you have to take the cardboard part off and then wipe with that or no

the more you brush ur teeth the more ur gonna have to brush ur teeth

zootopia and heated rivalry are the best romance shirs i’ve watched in YEARS

stranger things lwky ass

guys i’m saying fade but no one is rlly getting fade im confused i thought everyone says it lmk

fade japan lwky

their *

everyone and they’re mom think they autistic & have adhd

dude saw mother nature in all her glory and thought “man i really hate black people”

guys i’m sad

GET HER OUTTT DWTS

THIS IS NOT FUCKING REAL #DWTS

the way she’s only 4 years younger and they dance SO differently. my weekly tweet about how older women are never afforded as much grace as yall have given andy.

I want to believe chris perfetti is actually in character here. I need an @AbbottElemABC #DWTS episode now.

The life of a showgirl is as if Dubai, matcha, pistachio chocolate, colleen hoover books, and labubus all had a baby with AI

oh my god i had to go see for myself and sure enough. this is actually fucking insane

halloween thanksgiving and christmas rotation is so perfectly placed and spaced in the year

elevators should have an undo floor button