daniellemarie

You know what would’ve been really great for school kids right now? Universal free broadband.

@ajay_2592 Stocking from Santa otherwise as they grow up they won’t appreciate how much money you’ve spent 😂

Help me settle a debate with the missus... when you were kids and believed in Father Christmas etc, was all your presents from Santa or just your stocking from Santa and the presents from parent’s? She’s refusing to sign our daughter’s Christmas presents from Santa 😅

If you’re cheating I hope you get caught bitch.

Why are people wearing masks UNDER their nose?! 🤯

You’re legally allowed to go out for a drink and people are still slating the people that do it. Getting boring now!

Can not contain my excitement about Jenson agreeing for me to do a Harry Potter theme in his bedroom ⚡️

Ever wonder why you try so hard for people? especially when it goes unnoticed.

If I had a pound for every time Adam asked me where something is without even looking I would be rolling in it 🤯

Have never seen so many anniversary posts in one day before and it’s not even 10am

@amyh943 I would if it wasn’t such hard work 😂xxx

Just cleaned the car with both of the little ones well....what an experience

I’d dump his ass, why do people think this is normal?

@amyh943 I cannot cope with it! It’s bloody awful 🤣🤣🤣xx

Wondering whether the people that live on the street behind me know any other songs other than LMFAO - party rock anthem as it’s all they keep playing for their weekly Saturday night street parties FUUUUUCK OFF

@Libbie651 Glad it’s not just me that can smell it I’ve got all my wax melts on it stinks outside 🤢

@amyh943 Gone so quick

Remember: healthy relationships feature more moments of comedy than drama.