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Men are simple creatures — they’ll tell you what they want, show you what they like, and mean exactly what they say. The confusion usually starts when you try to read between lines that don’t exist.

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Girls be like “ i got a special day planned for you” and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for

@TaeKahn @RDog861 @handleitgrips it didn't lock back because there was no empty magazine in the pistol.

@RDog861 @handleitgrips Either that or the firearm is just so worn down nothing on it works. Even at the end, after discharging the last shot, not only did the slide not lock back after the shot, but when he manually did it, it still wouldn't lock.

Always visually clean your guns…

@KevLAbeast Mind over matter 👊

Working on final prep for my next YouTube video today. The food/drink item shall be interesting to say the least. A history lesson of sorts. Stay tuned. Have a good day!!

Never buying regular Zyns again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse nicotine from tractor supply. Never underperforming or having a foggy mind ever again. I am the #boss . Lipping half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Half Life

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

sorry bro, not gonna argue with someone whose entire essence would fit into a lesser soul stone

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I hope I live long enough to see the sheer disappointment on aliens’ faces when we explain that we’ve had nuclear energy since the 1950s, yet we still burn coal—because hippies in the ’60s and ’70s were too fucking stupid to differentiate a nuclear bomb from a power plant.

In a chilling blow to religious freedom, Amish children in New York are now being forced to receive vaccinations against their families’ deeply held beliefs—under threat of massive fines and exclusion from their own private schools. thepeoplesvoice.tv/amish-children…

im sorry! ill choose my words carefully next time & say “if mike johnson cares abt medicare fraud (since he wants to cut 800m from medicaid/medicare) he’d call for MAX PUNISHMENT for current fl gop senator/former gov rick scott- who has done the most medicare fraud in us history!

@lordofblocks I'll hand it to you, this is a creative ad.

In 2005, a Dutch gamer exposed Grand Theft Auto's hidden secret. The discovery forced stores worldwide to ban the game. The $44.5 million scandal that forced gaming to change forever:

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

Good morning from Los Angeles

Big mad. So angy

Dude pops a wheelie with firework cannons