Hathian General Hospital - HGH

Get your check up done before you cover up for the fall! Make sure everything is in working order!!

Coming soon to HGH: 1. Individual rooms in the recovery ward for privacy while you recover 2. Fully staffed psych ward 3. Robot assisted surgeries

@SamWarrhol @ShellaStMarie No. Get a sense of humor

Back on twitter, out of HGH. What'd I miss?

Brazil-liant! Wrap it up!! Prevents STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

@Morrigan23451 We passed it out this past weekend at an event. If you still need some or know anyone that does, it’s effective for up to 72 hours post-coitus.

Uterus havers of Hathian - use it

Now that Valentine’s Day is over, if you need family planning services, the hospital will be hosting an event this Sunday, starting at noon.

Things to remember on this day: 1. No means no 2. Use protection 3. Have fun!

@DuneLaw23 There’s no skirting around the issue if the evidence is there. 🙄 what kind of lawyer are you? Don’t attack my profession and I won’t attack yours.

@Hathian_General It’s playing games when you skirt around a pretty simple question. You’re in charge of a Twitter for a hospital not a Wendy’s. I do hope that you aren’t in charge of anyone’s health.

Morning after regrets? Get the morning after pill. The protection you didn’t know you needed this Valentine’s Day.

@DuneLaw23 How is it playing games to cater one tweet to uterus-bearing folks, and then one for those with 🍆?

@Hathian_General I never did see that tweet, which means others may not have either. Perhaps next time open with that instead of playing games over important public health information.

@DuneLaw23 See the next tweet posted after this one before you judge 😂

@Hathian_General As the official HGH Twitter I would hope y’all would know that condoms count as contraception. It ain’t ever to late to pick those, so again I pose my question to you, why aren’t you offering contraceptives like condoms. I never put the onus on anyone. #ReformHGH

@DuneLaw23 Also, why are you putting the onus on the ladies to be responsible? It’s 2022, get with the program and take responsibility for your own actions

@DuneLaw23 Contraceptives don’t help after the deed. It’s a little too late to start most contraceptives in time for Valentine’s Day. It takes a little bit for them to actually kick in and be effective.

@RawlingsRp Precum and not pulling out fast enough leads to prenuptial and eventually shotgun weddings, divorce and child support.

Guys, this Valentine’s Day, if you plan on bedding a woman, wrap it or snip it! Free condoms and vasectomy consults on 2/20! Come to the hospital event for more information.

@JennaTobias5 You know, downside to kidnapping a doctor in a dark place like this has a downside. Eventually, you'll end up in as a patient and ethics go out the door when you hurt one of us. Do no harm doesn't apply if you're doing harm. See you in the infirmary.

One little doctor, gagged and tied. Who can find her, who has tried? Looking low and looking high, the first to find her is the first to die. Show you're brave and start the hunt. Try and rescue this little cunt. No little games or cunning stunts, give us Darkstone and the runt.

@WhyVerdandi @shelbzCD We try. No one wants the job. It's a poverty stricken town with hiring signs in every window. And the local university cranks out more future strippers than docs sadly.

@Hathian_General @shelbzCD I said "available." Hire more.

@WhyVerdandi @shelbzCD There's always doctors here. Do you think the building stays empty all the time? Maybe they're busy helping others.

@Hathian_General @shelbzCD How? There are never any doctors available. Budget cuts much?