Dollar Store Synyster Gates

Hi Twitter, I took pictures of @maydayparade at Furnace Fest. I haven't seen them since I cut Jake's hair at HOB Boston before I moved to TX. What an honor this weekend has been

@UPS is genuinely my arch nemesis right now

Elon musk probably can’t even do a pinch harmonic

Why do people immediately think you can’t handle spice, don’t use seasoning, or jump to the race card if you say Indian food is gross. No questions asked if you don’t like Mongolian or sauerkraut, but say something about the vomit shade slop that smells like armpits? Not allowed

@BergEddie Based

Me: do you have salt? Waiter: salt? Me: yes Waiter: yes we do *never comes back*

@FriendlyGuyTTV Played first day for 4 raids and just said nah I’ll wait. Will just play arena breakout til 1.0 - even though I prefer Tarkov when it’s not this wipe. Was 2 quests off kappa wish the announcement was similar to previous wipes

Unless they tweak some stuff fast, as in 1-3 days fast I think most of the playerbase will quit this wipe. They have gone too far hardcore and removed most of what makes Tarkov... Tarkov.

@MarvelRivals Modest buff to squirrel girl & punisher? Great…

In Dev Vision Vol. 06, Creative Director Guangguang and Lead Combat Designer Zhiyong reveal what’s coming in Marvel Rivals Season 2.5, launching May 30. The update brings Ultron as a playable character, a new map, and big Team-Up changes: six added, four removed, one adjusted—over 50% revamped since Season 0. Catch the full Dev Vision to see what’s next! #MarvelRivals #DevVision

@BergEddie Done did it

@Haukeye Profile pic material

“Wait bro you look pretty cool right there gimme your camera quick” 📸: @BergEddie

@_anthonybarone @CJMash15 Myyyy bad

average self-talk 🥰 💀 @CJMash15 Please excuse my filthy mouth

@BergEddie Skydiving

HOLD ME NOOOOW

The Return of the Black Tour (Blue edition) Photos by me Edits by @IlonaGerasymova

Vessel looks like a Ninja Gaiden boss in the latest promo

Star Wars Episode BLVCK: The Return of the Mop God and the Witch King.

String Wars: The Return of The Black (no refund edition) Photo: @Haukeye Edit: @ilonagerasymova

That first one had my sides hurting 😆

@yjwavy Address city state and zip? 😂

New @Daredevil show is absolutely insane

Like a glöve

Finding .wavs of old demos is cool until you wanna revisit them and realize that’s it’s probably titled “peeisstoredintheballs.als” along with 40 other joke titles

I’m trying to start posting more often.. what would you like to see? 🥁👀 📸: @Haukeye