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Reform UK are advertising for a "highly organised vetting officer", after repeatedly letting in members with dodgy views and embarrassing pasts

The government is to relax sanctions on Russian oil to "help family finances", good news for those hard up Putins from Moscow

Pep Guardiola hasn't revealed why he's to leave Man City with a year still on his contract. It could be for any number of reasons, 115 for example

UK unemployment has risen unexpectedly, although there are some upcoming job loses that can be predicted

The government has defended redacting the Mandelson files to “avoid the security vetting system breaking down", because it's all been working so well until now

The British Museum will charge £33 to see the Bayeux Tapestry, that's one in the eye for visitors

Andy Burnham says the country has been on ‘the wrong path for 40 years', adding; 'except that really good bit around 2008-2010'

Jacob Rees-Mogg has called on the Conservatives to 'stand aside for Reform' at the Makerfield by-election, as those extra 6 votes could come in really handy

Zack Polanski didn't vote in the local elections and may have not paid enough council tax, which is possibly more stupid than dishonest, unless he also has 'competent politician' on his CV

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Keir Starmer won't block Andy Burnham from becoming an MP, he's relying on Reform for that

Rachel Reeves has criticised a potential leadership challenge, saying "now is not the time to put our economic stability at risk", that'll come in November with her next budget

The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner has launched an investigation into Nigel Farage's decision not to declare a £5m personal donation from Thailand, as normally he can't wait to shout about 'millions coming here from abroad'

Labour MPs say they're fed up with indecisive leadership, as after 12-months of talking about it, Wes Streeting's supporters say he might be maybe possibly almost ready to consider launching a leadership challenge soon, maybe

Live scenes from Downing Street as Keir Starmer tells his cabinet he'll "fight on"

Nationalists in Northern Ireland say people could be scared into voting for a united Ireland if Nigel Farage becomes Prime Minister, no doubt due to his worryingly close relationship with an Orangeman

New research shows women find men sexier when they're doing chores like washing dishes or cutting the grass, so some good news for anyone about to be put on gardening leave

Zack Polanski has claimed "two-party politics is dead", while also saying "the new politics is the Green Party versus Reform", an odd numerical mistake for someone who has 'Head of Quantum Mathematics at NASA' on their CV