Hawkeye Mike

Gonna start asking places for matchboxes and collect those like I’m an 80s dancemaxxer

This cardinals team is so fucking fun man.

Pretty interesting Rory can only win in Barstoolified Master’s Tournaments #shrink

Do you guys think Joe Burrow ever enjoys a Casey’s breakfast pizza slice? Or am I just a fat pig @RobbyBerger please help me here

Bet Vrabel had her screeeeeaming

I need $700k like I need a bullet in my hea

Missing Iowa Football right now

@oonacmccaughan @BarstoolNate We want Tate not Nate!

Drawn Together with @BarstoolNate out later today

#NewProfilePic happy Masters week

@ThirstyyTiger @PartyAvantHarde No you fucking dumbass

@PartyAvantHarde or we could....IDK..... increase taxes?????

@spookyyynoodles @kingkrabbyp @RealCGriff @mostlysports Could see that man walking around town in a Hefty bag… I’d still be Glad to see him

@HawkeyeMikeJ @kingkrabbyp @RealCGriff @mostlysports Titus could show up in a trash bag and still look handsome af

The more things change, the more they stay the same #Family

@kingkrabbyp @RealCGriff @mostlysports Ebo looks like a 13 year old in the first one Mark Titus is not a boot guy Connor Turani obvious Brandon fucking Walker… that’s a man’s man right there.

@RealCGriff @mostlysports kinda impressive that the entire crew had a glow up

Timeline full of the ST LOUIS CARDINALSSS how much better can it get

@jackmeh73836261 Don’t be shy give us a look at it

Feels good to set the fantasy baseball lineup again

I think the Hawkeyes are going to basketballmog the huskers tonight

Excited to watch basketball tonight

.@PFTCommenter keep making jokes about the Iowa football offense that averaged 30pts/game last year!! Non-ball knower.

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake Hope this one is longer than 2 hours, unlike yesterday’s!

New @PardonMyTake w our good friend College Basketball netflix.com/pardonmytake

@BarstoolUIowa @sadhawkeyefan Those who know loved it though. I replayed that shot about 12x as many times as that DJ re-spun that track

@sadhawkeyefan This is filed under the “one for me” category One of my favorite memes

IOWA CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

Have received likes from @kingkrabbyp and @PaigeSpiranac each over the last 7 months. Life’s been pretty good to me