Haxey Gary

@WestHam_Central Get fucked you're shit

@colwar99JL Thought so see ya 🥴

@Haxeyboy No it’s just you 🤣🤣🤣

Is it me or does anyone else think Bournemouth is the dullest atmosphere in the premier ? #mot

@noah_okafor enjoy

After the strong winds last night, I thought I better speak to Windy Miller to see how his windmill is. He slept right through it! Always easier to sleep when you've had a barrel of scrumpy!!

💛 We Stand With Skye 💛 It breaks our hearts to hear that @KilmarnockFC Ladies new signing, Skye Stout, on what should have been the happiest day of her life had it ruined by cruel online comments about her skin condition. It’s just wrong that the club were forced to remove their post because of such terrible comments. Signing your first professional contract should be a moment of pure joy – not one overshadowed by negativity. 💔 At Back Onside, we know how deeply words can impact mental health. So today, we’re sending Skye all our love, strength, and support ❤️ Let’s show Syke that the real football family stands together. Please send her a message below to wish her a bright and successful future — both on and off the pitch. #WeStandWithSkye #BackOnside #MentalHealthMatters #bekind

Leeds United vs. Villarreal this Saturday — 10:00 AM kick-off at Toby's (411 College St). We’re back, and it’s a perfect way to kick off the weekend. With a few morning brewskis and the mighty Leeds on the box, what more could you want? MOT!!!

Seems reasonable advise to me 😄👍

Spotted in London! 🙄 fridayfun.lol/politics

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One spare in the south at face value @lufcspares92

Sheff United are not that good but keep scraping results Burnley having a nose bleed scoring more than 1 goal Sunderland just won’t piss off onto leeds to utter smash them all out of the water

@MusclesMartin With that line up they had better win! #lufc

Let's see if it's better the Devil you know then .

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Kier Starmer was visiting a very small village in the UK, and asked the villagers what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs" said the village spokesman. "First, we have a health centre, but no doctor." Starmer whipped out his mobile phone, spoke for a while and then said "I've sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need then?" "We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village."

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