𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐲𝐧 🔞

saw a few others using this site so I figured why not, I made a strawpage! feel free to use it for questions, suggestions, headcanons and everything stinky in between👀 haydynwatcher.straw.page

I want a girl who farts around me and then blames me for the smell whilst acting all disgusted so badly…

I just want a girl with rancid stinking farts and wholesome nightlong cuddles in my life 💔

@HMirrows yes

Don't you just love it when a beautiful girls bends down in front of you, brings her phat, reeking ass inches away from your nose, grunts, and unloads an unholy stinker in your face~?

sometimes all a shy boy needs is to be dominated by a smelly girl

do people actually like submissive guys anymore or is it just for the bit now

Farts are hottest when they smell incredibly bad

relationship dynamic where it’s clear the girl does the most disgusting things to the boy behind closed doors but nobody can guess what exactly it is simply a need.

@DollMaker83_ likewise ✨

@HaydynWatcher Aww I’d happily let you do anything ! :3

@DollMaker83_ this is simply a need, I’d be too flustered to do anything but just let it happen

@HaydynWatcher especially when you randomly sit on them without telling them

@FluffyLufff we have to believe we’ll find girls who’ll shove their butts in our faces with no warning

@HaydynWatcher One day....I believe....😔

@Kokseida of course you come in with the s tier take sei

@HaydynWatcher They're so cute

@DollMaker83_ okay this is a win

@HaydynWatcher they’re peak

@FluffyLufff they gotta be out there 🙌🏻

@HaydynWatcher I can only hope....😔🙏

@Enacabre that’s fair enough some level of selection is always gonna be necessary lol

@notmymainblarp SO true

@HaydynWatcher the contrast is half the appeal ngl

girls who look cute but have the most repulsive, disgusting sounding farts will forever be in a league of their own

the everpresent desire to make a gassy girl feel like the most attractive person on planet earth ❤️‍🔥

pizza makes me so gassy, giving me the bubbliest wet farts 🍕

kirara hoshi farting