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He was smiling till he heard the sweet sound 😭😂😂

@__khalid101 I go first use Kamo paroko fun awon iyoku

As a man what will you do in this situation. As for me I go do 100 cus you no fit do me like that make you go.

@heisMartinsutd @Big_Wilxz Adura bi epe bi epe 🤭

May God take away all your obstacles bro🥹🙏🏽

@GuyMr10 500m? e no go better for two of you

King Mitchy gifts her Mom a brand new car worth ₦500m, what did you gift your Mom?

@Teeniiola Oni nisinmi

You no fit watch Behind The Scenes by Funke Akindele make you no cry especially that omo Aderonke o gbodo gun okada” — Man captions in t£ars

@KvngGenerous He suppose give that girl abara for head

Whatch and learn from short meaningful skit 👏👏 Never judge a book by its cover No be Everytime you go dey watch laughing skits…

@xquire147 HOEniraanu

For y’all that didn’t know what chicken lap 🍗 look like, this is a very good example. Yummy 😋

@BigYomiii Ahh wait o Make I go check mine

Never

The 1k no fit reach abeg

will the cat d!e?

If na you be that keke man wey carry one Cele babe around Bariga, near igi Olugbin side this evening, knowing fully well say I wan collect her number before she enter your keke. Egbon, na ogun go chop your eye 😡😡😡😡😡

@mrteji_ @SasukektheMF E no go better for both of you

since yesterday I never fit find the right words reply ! help me guys, how do I convince her i don't want her body, but na watin I want gan gan 🥹🥹💔

@ChuksEricE Is there no bottle close but or orange seller ?

Several masquerades were seen fløgging a man somewhere in Anambra State after he refused to give them money👀👀

@Bro_Code_x Seems 9ja water dey different, if I should lie on my back like that while using similar leg kick, I go sink again.

Stuck deep underwater? Don't panic. Do this

@KLASSIQTUNEZ What do you mean 50 bamboo and 12 pieces of 10mm rod

This is the break down of this four bedroom house. (1) Roofing #5,5000,000 (2) Pop= #2,500,000 (3) Window= #1,7000,000 (5) Chipping 55tons= #1,400,000 (6) Sharp sand= 6 trip= #480,000 (7) Red mud 4trip= #160,000 (8) Binding wire 3= #108,000 (9)Nails=3inches = 2&half= #90,000 (10) Nail= 2inches= 1&half= #53,000 (11) 16mm= 65pcs= #975,000 (12) 12mm= 265pcs= #3,392,000 (13) 10mm= 12pcs= #96,000 (14) 8mm= 50pcs= #200,000 (15) 1*12 board = 200pcs= #600,000 (16) 2*2 poline= 120pcs= #108,000 (17) 2*4= 10pcs= #20,000 (18) Bamboo= 50pcs= #60,000 (20) Cement= 220bags= #2,640,000 (21) Plastering sand= 3trip= #240,000 (22) 1*6 board= 37pcs=#72,000 (23) Labour=# 7000,000 (24) Blocks= 4000pcs=#2,800,000 (25) Doors= #1,400,000 (26) Plumbering work= #1,500,000 TOTAL= #35,000,000

@xquire147 God abeg 😅

How e even take possible make self acclaimed No 1 Dj go party alone? I no believe say he no dey with him own people, na because them see say squad pass squad make them Japa. Shey na only am drive himself comot for house? Lol 😂 he say na 10 Vs 1, you wey your squad leave run.

@yabaleftonline With this move, I don know who e be no worry

Light skinned men are so hot.

@xquire147 Ahh Wetin dey sup

Make 30BG free me na abi na by force? Una say una no want me again say I dey draw una back, I comot everything 30BG for my profile I leave una alone but some of you no fit do without my name. Abeg I be 1 man mopol I no dey with anybody, make una leave me alone na.

One of the jobs you have to do with clear head.. cos if you mistakenly think go far like this, you don loose 4 fingers before you know it.

@freshonly_ Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the mostest!!!!

Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later. She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before. We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that "Enipe?" 😳 "You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?" She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine Good mothers in law exist

@TheOnlyKemi You don’t ask someone to bring their plate if you’re gifting them food. It’s disrespectful

Yesterday, I texted our gateman to come and collect his Easter rice. I told him to come with his plate because I had run out of takeaway packs. He replied, “Don’t worry ma.” I was a bit surprised because this is something I always do during festive periods. The only difference this time was the plate. I didn’t think much of it… Until my neighbour called me later and said the gateman reported me. He said I disrespected him, how can I ask a married man to bring a plate like a beggar just to collect food? I’m honestly still in shock. It was never that deep for me… I was just trying to share what I had. But I guess sometimes, what feels like kindness to one person… can feel like disrespect to another. Did I actually do something wrong?