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in case anyone is having a bad day

@Faboian @ITKSpace Mf took the Bayern out of his name and finally started positively posting about us, rage baiting genius lowkey 😭

@ITKSpace Good post spacey

Inside Bayern, there is a noticeable sense of calm surrounding Jamal Musiala, despite the external noise that followed his minutes at the Bernabéu and the criticism that came with it. Internally, and especially within the medical and performance departments, there is no real concern about his current condition, because what is being seen right now is fully aligned with the plan that had been set out long before his return, rather than any kind of unexpected setback or warning sign. That plan, which I outlined months ago before it became part of the wider conversation, was always built around patience after his serious foot injury. February was identified as the moment for his first minutes back, not for a full return to peak performance. The internal expectation was consistently that Jamal Musiala would require roughly the same amount of time he had been sidelined to fully rediscover his rhythm, sharpness, and overall level, effectively close to nine months when factoring in both the injury sustained during the Club World Cup and the one that occurred months prior. From that perspective, Musiala is still several months short of the level Bayern expect from him at his very best, and that is precisely why there is no sense of urgency or panic behind the scenes. The club and the player remain fully aligned in their outlook, with complete trust in the process and in the trajectory ahead, and internally there is no doubt that he will return to his absolute peak level, not as a question of if, but simply as a matter of time.

@Axsja_ @imkikosuarez Mf doesn’t even have a blue check he’s just doing it for the love of the game, lowkey gotta respect it a bit 😭

@Haze87 @imkikosuarez He is just a troll account.

The craziest thing about Bayern vs Real Madrid is that Bayern fans ( besides the musiala idiot ) they are all chill and the ones complaining are not bayern fans

@finoallafine06 mf’ers tryna tell me Bayern ain’t international

@unzolly Perfect opposition for Kane too, since they will drop deep to cover him he can play his game. Also Marquinhos is a bozo so we can count on him to fuck up

Bayern is a very bad matchup for PSG, they will lose the match 9/10 times. PSG isn’t technical enough to deal with the way Bayern will M2M press to begin the match, no team in this world can survive that initial onslaught without creating a goalscoring chance for Bayern

@andruchk Heard he’s not been at his best, hope he doesn’t lock in vs us 😂

@Haze87 We’ll probably use Cama.

Probably because he can’t run into the spaces he was running into during the entirety of the month of March now.

@shemsifcb Honestly perfect, could argue maybe kvara ahead of Diaz but that’s about it

Bayern : PSG combined XI But some positions are very close so you could go either way. What do you think?

@imkikosuarez Quote tweet from Kiko I’ve made the big leagues

Bayern wins the league + UCL, he just needs a semi-decent World Cup to lock it If they dont, he will need to win the WC or at least final to convince the voters

@real_fanJunior mf looks like mr potato now why tf would he do that to himself 😭

Bro had a full ass beard that most men would want to have and he shaves it for this bullshit LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😭

@aMostafaa123 @JoeyLFC__ mf finally had a chance to play his football after klopp's juice ran out and this is what he does 😭. just sack the mf and secure xabi. not like theres much to play for rn

@Haze87 @JoeyLFC__ Slot’s pressing structure ✌️💀

This is such a bad look for us.

@imkikosuarez they can keep their aesthetically pleasing d'or. harold is coming for that ballon d'or. (hopefully i didnt jinx it)

He is definitely in the conversation but people are letting the fact he is the most aesthetically pleasing player to watch right now as the way of measuring performances

@aMostafaa123 @JoeyLFC__ wtf is all that space, made throw ins look like line breaking through balls 😭

@JoeyLFC__ Our press is probably the worse in Europe 😭😭

@andruchk oh yea wanted to ask you, obvs losing tchoumeni for the second leg is a blow so do you think yall will just go for kamakazi ball or do you trust in cama to hold it down

@Haze87 I actually wanted us to get Kane before he went to Bayern but the club had other ideas.

@iMiaSanMia can we just forfeit the game?

Maycon Cardozo has sustained a thigh injury while playing for FCB II in the Regionalliga and will be sidelined for the time being

@andruchk kane pumping long balls to vini and valverde? mf would have broken the assist record

@andruchk that upa back header man, had an overall good game but he just had to get that bozo moment in

@Haze87 Doubt the midfield was an issue, he had enough chances to score at least one goal and failed.

@andruchk still cant believe you guys could have bought an actual 9 and still went with mbappe. imagined madrid with like an alvarez or someone like that and god have mercy on us

@Haze87 Yea but against City he was helping defend as well as attack, with Mbappe back however the spaces he was running into are taken

@andruchk yea he was a let down but dont think he can do much when that midfield until jude came on could barely progress the ball and you had to pump long balls to the final third. hopefully he lets you down again in the second leg 😂

@Haze87 Vini especially was a big let down for us.

@andruchk well not fully a non factor, he did help contain diaz's side but in attack i dont think he got involved much

@andruchk so glad he was a non factor at the bernabeu, him and vini had me shook before the game 😭

@PavlovicEra_ this is why he should get minutes in the league while we sub on karl for the ucl games, until musiala catches up.

For those who are bashing Musiala over his performance, watch this video of a sports medicine doctor explaining what is really wrong.