HazelSaysNO

@PazzNipMaster We’re working on it. We’ve been in training since she was 3 months old and just signed up for 18 more weeks. The struggle is real with her. She’s super smart, learns everything and then decides never to do it again. At this point, the training is for me.

@HazelSaysNO oh oh better work on that... that is something you can learn from a cat !!! - Pazz

Happy Fursday! I gettins up to tell Mom whut her job is. Me go checks my peemail and eat, den habs a bully stick and pway. Den her habs coffee.

@PazzNipMaster I really haven’t. She’s definitely the boss. 🤣

@HazelSaysNO You have trained her well

@ItsPiggieSmalls Yoo adorabubbles. I burp when mom pets me wike dat. 🤭❤️

I’ll let you pet me…but I’m gonna be grumpy about it #petpig #minipig #housepig

@brittanyn2693 Fanks yoo! Dress up is fun! ❤️, Hazel

@HazelSaysNO Adorable!! :)

I fink I likes waring a cwown. Whut yoo fink? Mom, yoo may pick up my poo.

I have a question for English Bulldog owners. When Hazel was a puppy, she was a red and white color. As she got a little older, she became a cream brindle. I thought that would be it. Now her coloring is getting darker on her back. Is that a usual thing for them?

@MisterPemberto1 @CaymusPug @visitmaine @mainetourism That looks lovely!

Quick overnight trip to Camden ⛵️ #puglife #pugs #pugsoftwitter #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx #tripawd #seniordogs #seniorpugs #mainedogs #mainelife #maine @visitmaine @mainetourism #Camden

@OdieOrville I suppose those terms are agreeable. She did poo in the house right after I took her outside to check her peemail though. She gets a half credit for using the pee pad. I argue she deserves probation.

@HazelSaysNO Good evening, Hazel's mom. Hazel has explained her false imprisonment to me, and I'm going to need you to give her extra treats to make things right. If you're agreeable to this, Hazel promises not to poo in your shoe. Deal? (How'd I do, Hazel? 😹)

I’m not weddy for bed, Mom! Yoo not the boss ob me! 5 minutes later….

@OdieOrville How yoo like da fancy donuts?

@HazelSaysNO Must be because I'm extra silly too! 😹 I love you to infinity and beyond! ❤❤❤

@OdieOrville @tiggy_deni35304 I so spicy! I gibs yoo heartburns.

@HazelSaysNO @tiggy_deni35304 I have no doubt about that! 😹

Dis me at doggy twaining. My twainer gots me a birfday cookie. I lubs her and gibs her my best smile!

@AliceTinker1943 @MomGuppy @MisterPemberto1 @Rhubarb211 Her sounds amazing. It hard to find dose nice peepuls. I’m gwad her good to yoo and mama. Yoo deserb da bery best. ❤️, Hazel

@MomGuppy @HazelSaysNO @MisterPemberto1 @Rhubarb211 My mom was incredibly lucky to have found Rose. She’s more like a friend who cleans our house than a cleaning lady. And she loves me! After my brother Ziggy crossed the Bridge, Rose drew a beautiful pen and ink picture of him. Mom and I love Rose! 💚Barney

If you aren’t following @HazelSaysNO , you are missing out. She’s funny and just plain fun. Look at that face. How can you resist?! #Follow her!

@OdieOrville Yoo always so nice to meez. Eben when I silly. I jus lubs yoo.

@HazelSaysNO Stunning! Absolutely stunning! 😻

@marcothepup @albers75 We shud signs up for dat!

@albers75 @HazelSaysNO

I will do anything you want for a bacon treat! 🥓🥰🐶

@PazzNipMaster No. I iz onwy 1 years old.

@HazelSaysNO NOT AS BIG AND SHARP AS THOSE GUYS !!!

Anybuddy wants to go fishing?

@AliceTinker1943 @MomGuppy @MisterPemberto1 @Rhubarb211 My mom used to do dat too. Hoomans are weerd.

@MomGuppy @HazelSaysNO @MisterPemberto1 @Rhubarb211 The only time my mom gets inspired to clean the house is the day before our wonderful cleaning lady comes. Her mom did the same thing because “we don’t want her thinking we live like pigs”. 😂 💚Barney

@AliceTinker1943 🤭🤭🤭 Maybe we can still do ballwoom dancings though?

@HazelSaysNO Thanks, Hazel. I canceled the Bow and Curtsy class. Whew! 💚Barney

@OdieOrville Yoo looks smashings! I tell Mom to sit wite heer and lissens to yoo.

@HazelSaysNO I can help you with that, Hazel!

@marcothepup @Rhubarb211 @albers75 I finks so too. Bacons are da best. I always makes shur we habs it.

@HazelSaysNO @Rhubarb211 @albers75 Every meat should be wrapped in bacon! 🤣🤣🤣🥓🤤

@PazzNipMaster Wite?! I habs sharp teef too. Dey were too big so Mom picked me up in her boat.

@HazelSaysNO THOSE SHARKS HAVE SHARP TEETH

@SusanfromMI Fanks yoo. I feel bery regal! ❤️

@HazelSaysNO Very regal looking. 😃😀

@AliceTinker1943 Awww, Barney ❤️ Yoo nebber hab to bow. Dat jus for Mom. Her not know her pwace so I pull out my cwown. She needs to wemember who picks up da poo!

@HazelSaysNO Ahem, Your Royal Highness Queen Hazel. Does this mean I have to bow in your presence? Kiss your ring? I’m trying to figure out how a gentleman of my physique orchestrates a deep bow. Will you provide a royal purple velvet tuffet? 💚Barney the Commoner