Kelsey Lingafelter🔮

No because I would rather take a whole shower to wash my face than to have the water drip down my arm at the sink.

“Good work team” as I say to me and ChatGPT

Is it a crush or demonic possession?

Finally worked out again today (put the duvet cover back on my duvet)

Jump off ? 😎

Called my mom and the first thing she says is, “guess who’s dying” I’m sorry?? Is this supposed to be a fun little guessing game??

You’re telling me cup noodles weren’t always microwaveable??

Deciding to stay in excruciating pain instead of going to the ER so I can avoid a hospital bill. I’ll never forgive America’s healthcare system 😐

Omg cvs just threatened me and my entire family if I don’t go and pick up my prescriptions from them soon

My therapist said I’m very self aware and doing all the right things… Ma’am that’s part of the problem I think. She also said I’m a great catch, so I think she just called me pretty much perfect

I’ve been wanting to learn how to skateboard for awhile now, but unfortunately my health insurance isn’t good enough

When Bella Swan dissociated for months at a time just staring out the window… she was honestly so real for that.

“it’s fine everything happens for a reason”

Love & Horror

I always said I would bully the shit out of nephew after he was born, but it’s actually him who has been bullying me instead

My teeth at night

i refuse to be unhappy this year.. i don't care who gotta go

It’s a sad day when you wear one of your t shirts to bed that you didn’t intend on being a sleep shirt but now it forever will be. You can’t change it now.

@Serennaaa___ Catch me changing jobs

@skrtt__cobain Currently looking into getting one of mine removed too lol

A shitty tattoo can ruin the entire experience for you. My last tattoo was so bad I’m so embarrassed by it. People compliment it all the time but there’s so many issues with it and it’s soooo visible. Can’t wait to get it removed lol