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If you take my tweets seriously, it's not because I'm an asshole, it's because you're an idiot.

Jackie Fielder hasn’t officially announced her resignation. She is in the hospital and I hope she has a speedy recovery. Don’t jump to conclusions.

Matt Dorsey would’ve done more to help San Francisco if he just stayed a drug addict. At least he would be helping small business. He also looks like a corrupt Irish cop in a movie about organized crime in Boston.

When you know you have a problem, but you’re still from the Bay:

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

You know your leaders suck when your country is at war and you’re losing the war by all reasonable calculations and everyone in your country is happy that you’re losing the war because hopefully it prevents the next war. That’s us. That’s America right now.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Yes, I have emphysema from my many years of smoking. I have to say that I enjoyed smoking very much, and I do love tobacco - the smell of it, lighting cigarettes on fire, smoking them - but there is a price to pay for this enjoyment, and the price for me is emphysema. I have now quit smoking for over two years. Recently I had many tests and the good news is that I am in excellent shape except for emphysema. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. I want you all to know that I really appreciate your concern. Love, David

It’s crazy that most of the death and destruction in the world is done in the pursuit of making fake numbers go up, drawing fake lines on dirt and worshipping different interpretations of the same idea of god.

“You can’t get busted for gooning if the point is to bust, officer” Said the apprehended philosopher, hands still covered with jizz, tightly fastened behind his back at the corner of Ellis and Leavenworth in the Tenderloin.

I need to more to support businesses I love.

@TimidTamarin88 Maybe

@HeLLaTaLL510 Is this bayareamemes from IG?

Every warehouse party in Oakland will be filled with rich girls who look like this:

@WellsJorda89710 You can’t support genocide in the lands of Jesus and call yourself a Christian.

🚨Why I Am A Christian Zionist 🔥🚨 I'm a Christian. And unapologetically, I'm a Zionist. Not because of politics or headlines—but because the Bible I read cover-to-cover demands it. God made an **everlasting covenant** with Abraham: "To your offspring I will give this land... forever." (Genesis 12:7, 13:15, 17:8) He didn't say "temporarily." He didn't say "until the Church shows up." He said **FOREVER**. Then He doubles down: "I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." (Genesis 12:3) That's not optional. That's a divine command for how we treat the Jewish people today. Fast-forward: After 2,000 years of exile, persecution, and the Holocaust... the Jewish people returned home. Israel reborn in 1948. Coincidence? No. Prophecy fulfilled. "I will bring them back to this land... never again to be uprooted." (Amos 9:15) "The dry bones shall live!" (Ezekiel 37) We're watching the Bible come alive in real time. Paul warns us in Romans 11: Don't be arrogant toward the natural branches (the Jews). God hasn't rejected His people. He's grafting them back in—and we're called to stand with them. Supporting Israel isn't about blind loyalty to a government. It's about faithfulness to God's unbreakable promises. In a world quick to curse and boycott the only Jewish state... I choose to **bless**. Because my Bible says to. Because history proves it: Nations that bless Israel thrive. Those that curse? Not so much. Because one day, the King of the Jews will return to Jerusalem—and I want to be on the right side of that. Call me old-fashioned. Call me biblical. But yes—I am a Zionist. Proudly. Who's with me? Drop a 🇮🇱 if you stand with God's promises! #WhyIAmAZionist #ChristianZionism #BibleTruth #StandWithIsrael #GodsCovenant #EverlastingPromise

The ‘90s were cool because everything was cheaper and we didn’t really know how evil we were. lol

I know things are dark right now, but do you have any idea how lit it’s gonna be when Donald Trump dies? The WHOLE fucking WORLD is going to party. That man literally ruined my life. I had $30,000 in medical debt because of a spinal tumor. The Biden administration made it so medical debt doesn’t appear on your credit score. Trump reversed it. Took my credit score from 750 to 580 overnight. Couldn’t get an apartment or credit without super high rates. And I’m nowhere near as bad off as the people he has effected with the ICE raids or the countless people around the world he has bombed or sanctions/tariffs on. Fuck Donald Trump and the Republicans. Forever.

People talk shit about East Oakland, but East Oakland has a ton of beautiful neighborhoods. Dimond, the Laurel, Allendale, Maxwell Park, Millsmont, and others are all East Oakland and all pretty fucking nice.

Happy Eid to all the Muslim homies. Free Palestine. Free Iran (from America) Much love from your friendly Bay Area shitposter.

A lot of leftists want to be better than you. I’m different. I’m worse than you.

I think I might be a little autistic and politics are my special interests. Also I’m from the Bay which means I can’t shut the fuck up about the Bay.

@RealAlexJones @marklevinshow Rare Alex Jones W

@marklevinshow Strait up question for you Mark: What is your rank in Mossad operations and have you passed secrets to Jonathan Pollard?

Straight up question for Tucker Carlson: Did you receive confidential or classified information from Joe Kent? Not making an allegation.

Living in a major west coast city waiting for a false flag to manufacture consent for the Iran war got me like: