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THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Kenzie and I are so blessed to be welcoming our first child into the world February of 2025!! James 1:17: Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

@PoderValorant MIBR 100T NRG

🚨¿QUIENES CLASIFICAN A MASTERS LONDRES? ‼️DIGAN SUS PREDICCIONES YA! El que acierte los 3 (en orden) tiene premio.

@valesportsna how do 100t beat furia but then are a lower seed than them? confusing ass system

The bracket is set—here are your Stage 1 Playoffs matchups! #VCTAmericas

@Zikzlol no challengers playoffs stream today?

@erasthamus @WillErker I just started about a year ago during Tarkir Dragonstorm! Now i try to play commander once a week ish. I wanna play standard but i hate Izzett meta so i’ve been staying away.

@HeXoIV @WillErker yeah dude! I started with Wilds of Eldraine back in '23 [:

U can hit a button and remove Foundations from Standard. Do u hit it? Opt, Burst Lightning, Omniscience, Llanowar Elves etc gone.

@erasthamus @WillErker ETHAN I DIDNT KNOW YOU PLAYED MAGIC 🫨

@WillErker I’d like to believe Foundations would’ve been fine had we stuck with 2 year standard and 4-5 sets a year. The rate at which cards are pumped out these days is impossible to test/design effectively. We’ll never know tho!

@EDHijinks @Gamegenic_ @jfwong i don’t have any twitter friends that play magic so im just tagging the goat 😁

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@EisenherzMTG @UltimateGuard Killian Decisive Mentor goated new Orzhov commander, excited to get the precon!

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@Hoopss @SportsCentralO Michigan 83 UConn 69

Predict the score of UConn vs Michigan NCAA Championship game to win $1000. Go.

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@C9VAL Francis life series for no reason

No way NRG loses this, right guys? 😭

@joejedwards nah this is an absolutely UNREAL decision to make with NEXT DAY MATCHES

cool that was a waste of five straight hours

@joejedwards didn’t know you played magic, that is so sick!! even more of a reason to be an NRG fan! what deck are you currently running?

>got top 2k mythic for february >santiago starts 28th february going to have to dangle an ethernet cable out of the plane window for the ladder grind i think

If the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series tonight, we will send one person who likes this tweet $1000. Must be following

RETWEET TO WIN💰

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

The world's best teams went head-to-head at VALORANT Champions Paris, but only one could emerge Champion. Experience the undefeated run of @NRGgg one more time.

@sonii Just got my gym membership with my friend and we’re trying to figure out the best exercises for certain muscle groups. For example if it’s back day, what do we do? If it’s chest day, what do we do? Etc. Any recommendations for your favorite exercises for certain muscle groups? 😁

Winter is upon us. Don’t use the season as an excuse to dull out. Stay sharp, gentlemen. Been training for ~ 15 years now.. AMA related to nutrition / longevity / training / mindset 👊🏼