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“Has anyone seen Uncle Peter..?”
“No. He has been very elusive today...”
“Hmm.”
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RichardFitton-Perkins
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RichardFitton-Perkins
@HeadlessBassist
Semi-retired Music Teacher and Professional Musician. Interests include Automotive YouTube, Podcasts, all aspects of the UAP Phenomena and whatever amuses me…
South Cotswolds, UK Katılım Aralık 2011
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@GeorgeCochrane1 The head says the Astra GTE Mk1, but the heart is screaming MG Metro Turbo!
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Only cool in its natural habitat, like many other wild animals.
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Neighbour: “So you spent all your money on the nice house, then..?”
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Today's #SimcaSunday #Simca Caption Competition
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@GeorgeCochrane1 If I close my eyes, I can feel those ribbed velour seats as we speak…
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “Mummy, Mummy, where’s Daddy?”
“Oh, don’t worry dear, I’ve had him shrink wrapped as a cheap alternative to Turkey at Christmas.
Now, be a sweety and get back in the chest freezer…”
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@GeorgeCochrane1 So this is what life is like in your late 50s, eh? *SIGH*
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Daughter: “Daddy, you remember what happened to the last one, don’t you..?”
Tin Worms: “NOM, NOM!”
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Today's Caption Competition
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@GeorgeCochrane1 It would need to be black and somewhat more murdered-out…
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Just leave it Ken - you’ve had too many Madris today, FFS!
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"I'd like to have an argument!
NN Motherf**kers, NN 👋
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Noice. Have it sent to my room immediately.
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “Chrysler Corp’s early 80s attempts at an in-car digital assistant seem to have hit the buffers when the digital assistant exited the car, citing that even it’s cousin, a Commodore VIC 20, wouldn’t be seen dead in such a piece of automotive shite.”
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “You do realise the boat has a higher specific power output..?”
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Today's Caption Competition
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “But you said you wanted light weight and a spaceframe…”
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “We’ll have it turned round for you in a couple of days, Mr.Cochrane…”
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “You didn’t mention that there was room for your Mistress, too…”
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Today's Caption Competition
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@GeorgeCochrane1 Nice to see the Purple People Eater alive and well, George!
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@GeorgeCochrane1 “If Grandad hadn’t back the car into that tree, we wouldn’t be living here in the woods right now!”
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Today's #FrenchCarFriday #Renault Caption Competition
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"I'd like to have an argument!"
NN Motherf**kers, NN 👋
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