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United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce....

@United overbook #flight3411 and decided to force random passengers off the plane. Here's how they did it:

BREAKING: Senior U.S. official says U.S. has concluded that Russia knew in advance of Syria's chemical weapons attack last week.

EnvDefenseFund: In rebuke to Trump policy, GE chief says “climate risks warrant action.” bit.ly/2o0rTZG

Tuck this feather in ur hat: Feds spent $100 mil to bomb airbase in Syria but couldn't find $55 mil to fix pipes in Flint #WhoCaresAboutKids

Careful! Even (word) salad can be unhealthy when the greasy dressing is poured on too thickly. #andspicy facebook.com/theskepdick/ph…

Clean energy is already helping fuel our economy! Retweet if you know it’s time to ditch dirty energy #ClimateHope #CleanPowerPlan

Good jobs report. Pro tip: the first few months of job numbers reflect the previous president's policies, not the new guy

What will you be grabbing on #adaywithoutwomen, @realDonaldTrump? Try your ballsack. You can test for lumps. Preventative care is important!

Give it up for @realDonaldTrump on #InternationalWomensDay! Defund women's healthcare & give 'em a big ol' pussy grab. That'll show respect!

Futures fall amid North Korea missiles, Trump wiretap talk reut.rs/2mVdWvZ

How can @realDonaldTrump assess national security intelligence effectively when he can't even evaluate BS from talk radio & Breitbart?

More than one in four deaths of children under 5 are linked to polluted environments, World Health Organization says cnn.it/2mcM8Vx

Beware, @realDonaldTrump! The ancillary cause of your paranoid delusions is a parasitic infection known as Steven Bannon Syndrome. #gethelp

Mental illness can often be treated, even paranoid delusions! There is no shame in seeking help, @realDonaldTrump! nyti.ms/2m656vn

Urine can transmit STDs & is only “sterile” when a person is healthy." Careful, there @realDonaldTrump #wickedpissah goo.gl/AtyyxQ

Do you have concerns about @realDonaldTrump's health, mental and otherwise? Do tell! We at @healthdept need to stay in the know. #spill

WATCH: Alfredo Pelicci asked Kellyanne for a picture....Wait For It.... (shared without comment) facebook.com/Fredo22/posts/…

Careful, @realDonaldTrump! Unusual skin color can signify serious health problems, which can lead to muddy thinking & poor decision-making.

Well, you could have just called us, @realDonaldTrump! We knew and we're always happy to share! #resist #lobotomy