Bard

> going to new Minecraft movie > ask the clerk if the movie is Mario or Sonic > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Mario and what is Sonic > she laughs and says "it's a good movie, sir" > watch the movie > it's Borderlands

Just a hilarious organization

See, the veiled (or not so veiled) racism here is exactly what is behind a lot of the takes behind Dart's political appearance and Carter's one tweet, two sentence, bewilderment. Dart is standing with his gorgeous girlfriend living his life and Carter is with his MOTHER at an event. I guess that sums it up, huh ... we are supposed to love the good looking white couple and we are supposed to cringe at the black kid, with his Mom, and the fact they are Muslim. And the white football player beating the drum for a racist, anti-immigrant, corrupt, warmongering, pedophile-protecting, Muslim-hating, insurrectionist-rewarding, excuse for a President was just being an American. And the black kid who put up one tweet of disbelief is the immature, bad teammate. Fuck no to that.

jeff lurie has been openly critical of trump and donated to multiple left-leaning canditates + the org itself donated to democrats in 2016 + howie roseman refuses to sign any abusers + jalen hurts has an all-female management team and skipped the white house visit

@fawnfangs_VT I like snacklings

ive been thinking a lot abt what to call all of you & want ur input‼️ 1. stick with snacklings!! come closer i will not bite you or eat you :3c 2. foresties... like forest besties... you are my besties in the forest! 3. courtlings! you are all a part of my faerie court!

this was really supposed to be our future bro 💔

@SixersJustin Celtics series should prove to everybody Nurse can stay his gameplay were solid. Its not his fault Morey and Harris refuse to do anything to help the team.

I’m cool with Nick Nurse staying. Everyone in the front office can go though

daryl morey you will pay for your crimes

Joel gonna get clowned for another playoff meltdown like he didn’t drag himself off the operating table and back onto the court for this bum ass team

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

"LGBTQ+ is a communist, leftist movement."

The Daryl Morey fireable mistakes Missed picks in the past Waived Isaiah Joe Released Champagnie for a dunk contest Holding on to Tobias Harris contract Signed Dewayne Dedmon Lied to James Harden Messed up KJ Martin Overpaid Paul George Drafted Johni Broome Trading Jared McCain Never providing a great bench Failed Embiid Overplayed Maxey

Should’ve been the future of Philly man

@ESPNNBA HE SHOULD BE A SIXER MOREY YOU NEED TO GO

Playoff Jared 🔥

Frankly, giving this player away for nothing in order to make room for a trade you weren’t able to make should be a fireable offense.

It’s not just that he traded McCain It’s not just that he said “We sold high” after getting a mere 23rd pick It’s not just that Jared was the exact player we needed this postseason But after all that, he didn’t even use the pick to make a trade like he promised #FireMorey