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@pfordroyals22 I have a duck 🦆 couple that comes to my yard for breakfast every morning-they seem solid-I'll keep you updated

First Meredith and Turtle and now this? Does true level even exist anymore? I’m sick.

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed This is her Super Bowl!

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed They have to wait for the orders to be rewritten to extend until Monday. Aidan looks upset. O'Neil looks satisfied.

Good morning from the South Boston District court where there is a two party hearing today in the matter of @DoctorTurtleboy and his former girlfriend, Meredith O'Neil. Both Kearney and O'Neil sought and were granted individual, emergency abuse prevention orders against the other with the orders culminating with a two party hearing this morning to see if either, both or neither will be extended and for how long. I have checked in with the clerk and I will be live tweeting on this thread during proceedings. You can follow all of my in-the-minute updates here on this thread. Thank you for supporting my work.

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Who the fuck is Jude

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Jude is looking pensive.

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed He does not look comfortable

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed My artist rendition of Kearney:

@jessmachadoshow @ChristinaR26882 @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Oh my gawwwwwdkkkkkk

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Case that has just been called: a female who is being arraigned. She spit on a Starbucks employee.

@jessmachadoshow @ChristinaR26882 @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Dafauq

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @hotandbravoed Court is in recess.

@jessmachadoshow @DLKRising @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen 😂😂

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen The guy that patted the back of the court officer is back sitting on the side of me and this man has FOUR phones on his lap.

@jessmachadoshow @DLKRising @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Ohhhhhhhh @RealNurseKim

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen The craziest thing just happened to me and I went to tweet about it but I am not sure I can. We will revisit this shortly.

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen What did they do?

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen We are still here. Bail was denied to someone in custody. We are still working through cases.

@LamarVsAllen @1Justlisa @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy Girlfriend of the week

@1Justlisa @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy

@TheBigOldDog @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen 😂 only on twitter, I have to act like a normal mom in my real life!

@Heath2121 @jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen You are so bad 😆😁

@DrewGarrison @Hardees Hardees breakfast is unmatchable!

I apologize, @Hardees. I didn’t know you had that in your bag.

@jessmachadoshow @ChristinaR26882 @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Pissss break before the hearing

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Bradl has taken a seat with the rest of the other attorneys here in the pen. Kearney is seated directly behind him. O'Neil and Broyles have both left the courtroom.

@jessmachadoshow @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Haha in your face 😂😂. Her eyes must be going extra crazy

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen O'Neil is here in the courtroom, with Jason Broyles seated on the side of her. Kearney is seated perpendicular to her in the front row. With him is his new girlfriend/girl friend. I spoke with her outside the courtroom.

@jessmachadoshow @ChristinaR26882 @DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen 😂😂 don't be weird

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Other cases are being called. Attorney Bradl just came in and is speaking with a court officer. He waved and I winked at him. I have a winking problem. I wink when I am nervous.

@TheEmilySee @KyleSharkey8 @YouTube I'm scared 😱

@KyleSharkey8 @YouTube This feels like the series finale of a dramatic show where everyone from all 6 seasons is randomly at the same high school football game

AIDAN 'TURTLEBOY' KEARNEY H.P.O HEARING (SO. BOSTON DISTRICT COURT!) youtube.com/live/Q8RPvjyz0… via @YouTube

@DoctorTurtleboy @Emily49550200 @Glarer knows all the details

@Emily49550200 Wrong shoe. Do you guys ever get tired of being wrong or watching me win all the time? It’s only gonna get better from here

Scott’s attention to detail and true-to-life accuracy is 🤌 (< that emoji is the Italian gesture for “amazing”—not “chef’s kiss”-which has been retired). An example of such detail: the lil’ Aidan angel wearing lady shoes just like the real Aidan. So good! 👠

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen @SparklyRabbit44 😂listen slow moving turtle

Calm down Marie. I’ve been covering the Kelsey trial all week driving back and forth to Lawrence, I’m watching my son alone, I’m in the middle of moving, yesterday my mother was honored at UMass med school for donating her body to science and we attended the ceremony, and I have to prepare to defend myself from yet another frivolous restraining order. I’m terribly sorry that during all of this chaos I haven’t had time to message you to go on your spaces, but I will.

So much for turtle boy, a.k.a. Aidan wanting to talk to me on spaces. I’ve been waiting for him to reach out and he hasn’t. Is that a surprise? @DoctorTurtleboy

@DoctorTurtleboy @ChristinaR26882 Also for future reference there is a website named Google-they tell you EVERYTHING 😂

My entire weekend is me doing a million of these over and over again, realizing they’re in the wrong spot, taking them all out, realizing the directions look nothing like the actual product and none of the holes align, and finally somehow getting a screw stuck inside and Allen wrench. There is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to have someone else do all of this for me. I also have to prepare for an interview tonight and prepare to defend myself from yet another frivolous restraining order. See you at 9.

@DoctorTurtleboy @LamarVsAllen Thumbtack, task rabbit and angi!!!!

@LamarVsAllen Wouldn’t even know where to look for someone to assemble a vanity