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Department of Government Efficiency The merch will be 🔥🔥🔥

‘Taylor Swift had a booger’ is a headline today

@ianmiles Jail. Every single one.

Should the 15 lunchtime rowdies who took Jonathan Lewis’ life be brought to justice? I’ve seen so many people defending them as just “kids being kids” who shouldn’t have their futures taken away from them over what they call a “mistake,” as if Jonathan’s life was a mistake. If they aren’t brought to justice, it won’t stop at Jonathan Lewis. These incidents will simply become more normalized, more so than they already are.

All I’m asking is..have you seen @Harry_Styles and #sambrinton in the same room?

@sassyleggings I think this is about you @kevb0ss

I’m at the age where if I’m going to be sitting in the backseat of the car on the highway, I’m taking a dramamine

@aribabes26 My money is on Madonna

Controversial take: eliminate the Oxford comma.

I watched this whole video of her introducing Sam Smith today and not once did I realize that it was Madonna.

I wonder how the Spanish speakers are handling their gendered nouns these days.

The lack of masculine role models is the real pandemic.

I’m so glad i held onto my yoga pants long enough for flared leggings to come in style

I could either be upset that I can’t sleep OR I could just be grateful that all I have to do for the next six hours is lay here.

Imagine having an electric car? I can’t even keep my phone charged.

👀 Can I come out now?