Heathers

Thanks for staring at me. Thanks for being yelled at by me. Thanks for watching. Tell your friends to stare at me. All episodes are on the @ParamountNet App and website. paramountnetwork.com/shows/heathers

@mandyjuneturpin @pricepeterson Did the hex work? I can’t tell because I have most of them blocked.

@Heatherstv Love it. @Heatherstv

The Christmas miracle I’m waiting for. 🙏

@DrVarmaMD Nothing! Being right is its own reward! Merry Christmas!

There are correct opinions out there. This is one of them.

We’re smiling but inside we’re mourning the death of Veronica’s split ends. #Heathers

Heather Duke is me when someone comments that they don’t like us! j/k I’m more the girl in the background, staring at you blankly and going about my day. #Heathers

We spend more money on a typical Tuesday than you will on #BlackFriday. #Heathers

Stop spending money on things you don’t need in your life. Get something you DO need in your life: the entire first season of #Heathers on @iTunes. #BlackFriday itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/h…

What we’re wearing to Thanksgiving dinner. #Heathers #DontTalkToMe

We’re fucking famous. #Heathers #WorldTelevisionDay

The real enemy is ugly people. You’re lucky to have me. #Heathers

Heather’s lighting a candle because it smells like a boy band tour bus in here. #Heathers

Throwback to when this human baby helmet stunk up Westerburg. #tbt #Heathers

I’m a good fucking person. #Heathers #WorldKindnessDay

Friday vibes from your favorite human wallet chain! #Heathers

Us reading your comments. #Heathers

The time you spent trolling us could be spent going to your local polling place and doing your civic duty. No excuses. Go do it. Now. #ElectionDay

@DavidBentonLA You got off easy.

@Heatherstv Garden Stain. Not too bad!

Share with your Heather Chandler insult. And remember: it’s an honor to be acknowledged in any way by Heather. Even if it’s an insult. #heathers