Heavy Metal Entertainment

Right you crusty bunch of shaggers. This absolutley cracking gig is next month. Please show the local metal scene some love and share this poster with your gig mates. Let's end the year drunk and with temporary hearing loss!!

At what point do promoters just give in and put bands on in the smoking area? For some strange reason that's where all the fucking people are 😂

Patch haul from @Heavy_Metal_Ent came today amazing looking patches 😍

@DaveRackliff That's a fabulous pair of knockers.

Can anyone recommend album artwork that contains tits on the cover?

@ThisBeAUserNam Fantastic shout!

@CradleofFilth happy birthday Dani Filth. Don't let the door hit ya where Barry Manilow shit ya.

Not long to go now guys! Some tickets are still available but hotels are filling up fast! Ticket link: heavymetalentertainment.bigcartel.com

@GazNeon Wait.... You do housework before beer?

I've definitely earned a beer with the amount of laundry I've got through today.

Kanye disses Jews - Kanye wears a Burzum shirt - Vark praises his choice of clothing - Varg releases Burzum shirt of Kanye wearing Burzum shirt. What the actual fuck is happening? 😂 #Burzum #KanyeWest #blackmetal

@AnneErickson Sun and Steele

What’s your favorite Iron Maiden song? 🎸

Ok lads remember to check ya bollocks for lumps. I knew a bloke once that had bollock cancer and both his gonads were replaced with rubber balls. Despite being nutless he could do some pretty cool party tricks with those rubber plums. #CancerAwareness #CancerResearch

@EllisDn24 Whatever butters ya parsnip bro.

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀

Well if this announcement doesn't give you a trouser arouser you probably need the doctor! #heavymetal

@Lindsay_C88 Dark Oath - Ages Of Man.

And we go again! First big release week of 2024. What new releases are you checking out today?

We're doing it again.. no stopping us now. #heavymetal #wakefield

Remember buying singles like we loved walking over to the stereo every three minutes?

Merry Christmas you sexy bunch of scrubbers! Let's get fat and drunk!!!