based retard

So yesterday i tried my very first german mett und jetzt spreche ich deutsch

@great_marus Frechheit, dann muss man diese ""Anime"" Messen an den Kosten beteiligen. Ich wusste dass diese Japanerzeichentrickfilme nichts gutes bringen

Die besoffenen von der #dokomi haben im Zug ein kleines Upsi hinterlassen 🫠

@Dantecoon @luwudco Its absolutely NOT okay to charge more than the meter. Ever. Thats why the meter exists. Reporting it is the right thing.

@luwudco Probably the normal taxi rate. Most Germans use Uber, aside from old people who don’t know tech.

Got scammed by this taxi charging almost double over the meter rate so if any German bros could forward this to whoever, that would be cool.

@fo310k @mikitaposts bro chill. Albert Einstein was GERMAN btw.

@HeckinRetard @mikitaposts well done nazi

This is my tier list of languages. I ranked them by how useful they are. I believe the main purpose of a language is to be a tool for communication.

@pnwguerrilla Incredible 🙏👍

No hate on Finland, But you clearly know nothing about America.

@txgermanbre Gniesbert maybe?

me: can I name our baby Heinrich or Klaus Marcel: Fuck no. 😂

@Georg04762486 heerlijke potatsalade

Sogar in Holland weiß man, dass deutscher Kartoffelsalat mit Mayo gemacht wird. So!

@M4GGIIIgesperrt Asia Wochen

Meine Katze ist aus Frankfurt

@justdoitKW Much like the japanese, we Germans prefer topped.

밥을 대하는 한•중•일 태도 🇰🇷 한국 : 밥은 역시 비벼야 맛 🇨🇳 중국 : 밥은 역시 볶아야 맛 🇯🇵 일본 : 밥은 역시 덮어야 맛 👉여러분은 어떤 스타일의 밥이 좋나요?

@ldiundlidl 0% Spaß haben Variante. Aha.

Bleibt hydriert, Leute! 💪

@BecomingCritter A.should be obvious.

You just won a 10-day, all-expenses-paid heritage trip. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What region are you picking?

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack." Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart. She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava. This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for. I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it. I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one. The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home. In America, is the short stack truly the small one? I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

@dickebuerste53 Aber in Berlin kann man keine Berliner bestellen. Erklärt mir das einer mal.

Krakauer in Krakau.... Bitterste Ironie

@neddersassencel Wir sagen Danke, dass dein Landkreis Deutschland sättigt und stärkt!

>vor Kurzem rausgefunden, dass jede siebte Kartoffel in Deutschland in meinem Landkreis angebaut wird

@Dr_Flunder @ReimondHoffmann ich esse nur Apex Predators, alles andere ist low-test essen für Söhrens.

@ReimondHoffmann Heute mal probiert. In der Nahrungskette unterm Thunfisch, deshalb weniger Quecksilber und co.

Die Dinger sind ja der Hammer.

@kalighat @deusimpera No

@deusimpera Correction: There is no country called Bengal but there's a country called Bangladesh So use Bangladeshis to refer their people

This is easy mode. Distinguishing Pakistanis, Indians, and Bengalis is the real challenge.

@AngryTeddyBeard Kann ich das auch zur gym Trinkflasche umbauen?

Meint ihr ich komme damit über den juni?

@DJGAYSTAR Asmongold maxxing

NEW 2026 LEAFY PIC DROPPED

@ginediezweite @scheusal_mad Ansichtssache

@scheusal_mad Auch eine Frau die wie eine Superhure aussieht kann gute Mutterqualitäten haben

Unpopuläre Meinung: Eine 10/10 Frau ist die mit guten Mutterqualitäten, nicht die die aussieht wie eine Superhure. Bittedanke