Hedge Lord

@hellojintao Has anyone seen tao and jintao in the same room 🤔

buying tao???

@KPeruggi I'm dyslexic (self-diagnosed) sorry

@HedgeLordCrypto No its chimphone

Watching The Dark Knight for the 8th time and it never gets worse

@KPeruggi Who the fuck is chimpfone

@HedgeLordCrypto Stealing chimphones flow do better

@golfwangsnorlax Every tweet with the #web3comedy hashtag

@DimsumTheIII Ok that was bit of an overkill but pleasure doing business 🤝

@DimsumTheIII Dude at least like the post before stealing 🙏

Lowkey my drafts are better than my tweets no cap

@Einsof121000 I saw this coming that's why I said top under one of your eth bullposts

@c4rm1n3d They've never renamed it dude you're hallucinating

@c4rm1n3d 👀

@c4rm1n3d your opinion = bad + gay my hype = up only (don't have any hype) what are you gonna do about it loser?

@c4rm1n3d Can't believe you managed to retire on that move dude insane

@chimpfone Fake ai generated paid promotion for the scam known as Hyperliquid. You expect us to believe real people have their dad's contact name saved as "father"? Put some effort into it next time!

@hellojintao He's actually a bottom but do not ask me how I know that 👀

citrini? top

@hellojintao I told @yeeldfarm pretty much the same exact thing a while back and he said I'm not funny enough which is exactly the excuse I needed to give up on my dream

i am thinking about recording some content not even on financial markets just because i sit here and make myself laugh all day so maybe someone will think what i have to say is funny elsewhere, but i probably won't do it

@KPeruggi Those 7 years I spent in middle school paid off

@HedgeLordCrypto (Different spellings but same pronunciation) Chills

British people be like yeah I've only seen the sun once in the past year. I be like yeah same dude so relatable. But I'm talking about my son whom I abandoned, not the gigantic ball of hot gas in the sky. (Different spellings but same pronunciation). Lesson in there. ✍️

Scientists be like yo dude the sun is a massive ball of hot gas I'm like first of all I don't have a son, you've mistaken my wife for a male child. Secondly, how dare you fat shame her and then call her hot but also gassy? What the hell dude ✋😡

People with glass bongs shouldn't get stoned. - Me just now

@GhiSullyMaxwell @hellojintao Sully is up almost 30% in 16 months. Huge...

@HedgeLordCrypto @hellojintao it has begun ...

all my slow cooks are starting to age well