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@HeilMako

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😼👆 Katılım Ekim 2022
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“I thrifted the knit sweater from Cure (1997)”
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My crush of the last decade unfriended me on Uma I’m so depressed
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How Sam felt after selling off all his stake in the show right after the disaster of S4 #fishtanklive
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I went to college because McDonald’s rejected me after an interview
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Losing 10 lbs over spring break
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fentanyl ferret@NightFawnArt·
@JustinWhang Only reason mine is as thick as it is is because I train it to be that thick like hello,,,
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I’ve masturbated to completion in a Jersey Mikes kitchen sink
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@AJKFenjoyer @Bodie9210472856 I pull my shorts below my ass when I’m peeing out on the trail in case any bugs want to eat my dingleberries
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@BoldfaceJames Women can’t tell height you can just lie to them it’s easy
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I don’t understand why someone just doesn’t make modern CRT TVs instead of crying about not being able to find 13” Sonys
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My GOAT’s back
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@BobthePoppop please please please listen to the new Stove God Cooks album this Friday It’s been six years since Reasonable Drought 😿👆
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I’m sexually attracted to tan lines
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All I want in life
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I’m not attracted to my looksmatch, stay ambitious
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Wait, Muramasa: Rebirth has nothing to do with the vn??? Whatever, it’s still kino
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@BoldfaceJames I used to have a plug for that but rappers are so fucking sensitive…
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@HeilMako dude we need to get mildly famous enough to sell a bunch of exclusive vinyls
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Being able to put a height preference but not a race preference on hinge is a little strange to me. If we're going to practice micro eugenics I should be able to practice all of them
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