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When I'm out in public and see a facebook "friend" #IntrovertProblems

Happy payday eve! God bless us everyone.

*Record scratch* "I bet you wonder how we got to this point..."

Fighting with my ex-wife:

Imagine...

Back to work tomorrow. Better give myself an enema.

*Me trying to figure out who's responsible for my poor financial situation*

@Dead_Optimus @HempTemptress

@Dead_Optimus @HempTemptress I'm just placing this comment here strategically in case, in case you make said movie about Those missing car keys...

"The pen is blue...The pen is blue...The god damn pen us blue!"

*Adds "don't want nipple to chafe against car seatbelt anymore" to list of reasons to lose weight*

Searching for a pair of socks this morning. FML!

"I want to play a game..."

@TheBrofucius Agreed

Ronda Meowsey V Cat Zingano #MMA

Laughed harder than I should have

*friend inviting me to go out* Me: Sorry man but I can't make it. Friend: What's so important? Me:

Unfuckwithable - (adj.) When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no negativity or drama can touch you.

@Chuck26126270 👍😂

@HeinousZA 👍👍👍👍😁😁😁😁