Karl Heisenberg

Saw a lot of people with a strawpage or whatever the name is So I made one too metalfreak.straw.page I'm open to questions :)

【meme】 Ethan Winters & Giant Croissant🥐

@danidimi89 See? I'm not that bad when you look at others

This "tiktok" thing SUCKKSSS I didnt think it was possible for people to be stupider than Heisenberg or a lycan that eats its own shit but I've been proved wrong

@EthanWinters529 @sodapanque__ ...Ok that one's actually sad

@Heisenfactory @sodapanque__ It’s called trauma, Karl, I get spooked hearing my own #*%$ing name sometimes.

Ethan y Heisenberg #ResidentEvilVillage #RE8

@EthanWinters529 @sodapanque__ That is equally as curious, honestly

@Heisenfactory @sodapanque__ Buddy old pal, I think of Moreau whenever I see fish, you’re not special

@EthanWinters529 @UmbrellasBitch // OFCCCC

@Heisenfactory @UmbrellasBitch // LMFBO!? Can I dm you guesses

// Me and my subtle attempts at dropping my headcanon lore while also trying to leave everyone freedom of interpretation

@EthanWinters529 Okay okay, I'll let it slide... And you're welcome . . . Ethan, Take good care of it, alright?

@Heisenfactory I mean no offense, Karl, I’m just being cautious. Honestly, there was a typo in my last message; I meant to say “I’m NOT gonna get poked..” and I guess I forgot to add that in there. My apologies. I’ve had a migraine all day. Otherwise, thanks; I’ll let her know it’s from you!

Hey Winters, Have this Give it to your wife or somethin' @EthanWinters529

@EthanWinters529 @sodapanque__ Did I have that big of an impact? It's almost heartwarming to see how much you still think of me

@sodapanque__ @Heisenfactory I hope you know that I grimace every time I see your name somewhere.

@EthanWinters529 ...I would rephrase that if I were you.

@Heisenfactory Yes, the #*%$ I can, MR. “I turned my dead dad into a lab experiment to kill my mom”

Funny to hear this from "Mr. I can't accept criticism" :)

@EthanWinters529 @UmbrellasBitch // Funnily enogh Ethan's beenthe one who got the closest so far

@Heisenfactory @UmbrellasBitch // too frigging bad I use Ethan and he couldn’t care less about what ruffles Karl’s feathers 😭😭😭

@TheREGreenHerb Well that's–.. that's nice–

@Heisenfactory I swear it on my leaves

She chose a random baby over him btw

@TheREGreenHerb ...Oh Now this is new

@Heisenfactory Yo low-key the only thing I don’t like about you was that your factory fucked the environment up, if you clean your name we could be great friends

@TheREGreenHerb I don't think that would be enough to clean me but I appreciate the thought Will keep it in mind

@Heisenfactory Yeah but you still haven’t replanted trees and atoned for your sins

@TheREGreenHerb I don't even have a factory anymore what are you on about

@Heisenfactory Fair point, but low-key i kinda want to bully you into stopping all factory shenanigans, go plants trees or something

@TheREGreenHerb Talks the one who's only replies to me have been ways to attempt making fun of me.

@Heisenfactory You would’ve fit well, since you have the attitude of a toddler

@UmbrellasBitch I won't speak another word with you. Piss. Off.

@Heisenfactory By definition a parent is... never mind. I have no right to speak on this subject. Mine are dead after all. These files.. some are great some are less than. I dont want to ask Ethan Winters. The only question is what's stopping you. You know where i am. Youve been hesitating.

...I just found something I always thought I had lost decades ago

@TheREGreenHerb Shut. // ALL GOOD PLS CONTINUE

@Heisenfactory I assume it’s a no //LMAO SORRY

@TheREGreenHerb I wish

@Heisenfactory God passed out in the middle making you🙏

H-

@TheREGreenHerb Fuck off. // BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Heisenfactory Is it a decent mother/son relationship?