Brent Heitzenrater

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Brent Heitzenrater

@Heitzenheimlich

Bald and tired. HD Ready

Punxsutawney, PA Katılım Mart 2017

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don keith@donkeith434·1d

🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇

mariana Z@mariana057

I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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mariana Z@mariana057·19 May

I just found out Stefi Graff has a sister called Polly… I'm not even lying.

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mariana Z@mariana057·15 May

William Shatner has discontinued his line of lingerie. Apparently Shatner panties wasn’t the best choice for a name.

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mariana Z@mariana057·21 Nis

Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Rottweiler. Karen: OMG!!! What if it it had been a small child? Me: FFS Karen, I could’ve fought off a small child…

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Batting Stance Guy@BattingStanceG·12 Nis

RIP Scrap Iron. Multi-time All-Star and world champ member of We Are Family 1979 Pirates 🏆

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Buitengebieden@buitengebieden·13 Nis

Sound on.. 😂

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PNC Park’s Giant Balls@PNCsGiantBalls·8 Nis

Actually can’t believe we pulled this off. Unreal. Bring us back to Buctober Konnor 🙏

Pittsburgh Pirates@Pirates

OFFICIAL: We have signed INF Konnor Griffin to a nine-year contract extension that runs through the 2034 season.

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Bucco Bantr@BuccoBantr·3 Nis

SHE SAID YES!

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mariana Z@mariana057·29 Mar

If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus was the lamb of God… Does that mean, Mary had a little lamb?

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·23 Mar

“And Sparky Anderson will be going to his bullpen here in the 7th inning and it looks like he’s calling for the right-hander, Ronnie James Dio.”

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·21 Mar

Every town in America with a population of 2000 or higher has at least one woman between the ages of 35 and 65 who looks exactly like Greg “The Hammer” Valentine. They are all currently working on a heater and playing the scratch-off lottery.

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·12 Mar

Look, I realize we live in a divided culture. But can't we all agree - regardless of one's political ideology, religion, race, sexual orientation, etc. - that the Mariners need to bring back this fucking relief pitcher boat?

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1986-92 Pittsburgh Pirates@1992Pirates·25 Şub

Pirates fans right now: #LetsGoBucs

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Pittsburgh Clothing Co.@PGHClothingCo·24 Şub

#ExtendGriffin

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·23 Şub

Grateful to my teachers I was prepared for the artificial intelligence age by spending my childhood perfecting the penmanship of an 1870s railroad baron with a closet full of top hats …

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Ash@AshBoogiie·21 Şub

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mariana Z@mariana057

Instructor: “Welcome to Salsa class. Who’s ready to learn how to dance?” Me: Hiding a bag of tortilla chips… “I think there’s been a misunderstanding.”

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Baseball by BSmile@BSmile·11 Şub

Lt. Frank Drebin butchers "The Star-Spangled Banner" dressed as Enrico Pallazzo in a classic scene from "The Naked Gun"! Happy Heavenly Birthday Leslie Nielsen! Born 100 Years Ago Today! #MLB #Comedy #Legend