Helen Umstead

@majestic_trees @CarolSturkaREAL We just patched things up, I’ve gotta keep the peace

@HelUmstead @CarolSturkaREAL Good decision I guess. Wouldn’t want you to die. Especially not at the hands of carols wrath

After a fruitful all-night session with @HelUmstead we have come a conclusion that we will maintain our professional relationship and, having the sake of our shared children, Helen will become my roommate. Thank you for your support, Wycarians! #Wycaro #BloodsongofWycaro

@majestic_trees @CarolSturkaREAL I’m staying out of it this time!

@CarolSturkaREAL @HelUmstead @HelUmstead Mom’s being mean again ☹️☹️☹️ all I did was say what I heard! ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

@CarolSturkaREAL Best roomies ;)

@majestic_trees @CarolSturkaREAL I love you <3

@HelUmstead @CarolSturkaREAL I LOVE YOU MOTHER

HELEN UMSTEADDDDD

@FALLJNAPART This is chaotic evil. I love that

oopsie

@WYDRALISM She is indeed very moody

@HelUmstead your wife looks a lot like mine. does she also happen to be very moody?

Love of my life ❤️✨

For those of you who saw the altercation between me and @CarolSturkaREAL on the timeline, do not fear. We are not on the verge of a professional breakup, we are working it out, but remain committed to each other. Please respect our privacy while we deal with this

@acherswani I can’t reveal that ;)

@HelUmstead oh... who is your wife though.... looks like someone i know

did i miss coming out tweets

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Sure. It’s not like I have other things to do anyway.

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift And where exactly did I say I was angry? You know what. I’m done. I don’t feel like having this conversation anymore. I have shit to write. Can you please look after your kids when I need to focus to provide for their food & clothes? Thanks.

Wycarians, Let me be your Ch@t G.P.T.! Ask me any question and I’ll answer it for you! #Wycaro #BloodsongofWycaro

@CarolSturkaREAL @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift It’s not because you /think/ you know what I mean, that you do Carol.

@HelUmstead @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift You didn’t have to say it, Helen.

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift You are literally doing exactly that. How hypocritical of you to be angry at me for something you did yourself

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift First of all that was a joke about Maddy & second of all are you seriously going to dissect every single word of mine?

@CarolSturkaREAL @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Did I say it was a strain? Are you just putting words in my mouth now

@HelUmstead @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Well if it’s such a strain then maybe I should look for a new manager?

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Last time I checked you implied I dropped a child on their head first. So it’s funny when you do it, but not me

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift I can take a joke, thank you. But a joke should be *funny*. That shit was just bullying and if you can’t see it I feel sorry for those kids.

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift What is that even supposed to mean “I wanted public from you”? And i’m sorry but if you cannot take a joke putting you down as a bad mother, why did you start it with me?

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Last time I checked you were the one who wanted „public” from me, so what do you even want from me? And God forbid I react when I’m pushed to my limit. Thank you SO MUCH for the support Helen. Really means a lot.

@CarolSturkaREAL @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Is it? You’re acting like that’s the case, I’m just saying it outright

@HelUmstead @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Oh wow. Really? That is a low blow and you know it.

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Have you considered I simply didn’t want to argue with you on a public platform, Carol? Oh wait no, you haven’t because you’re too busy feeling sorry for yourself.

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Oh, I’m sorry should I have asked in advance if I could kindly request some time to discuss parenting with you? I wouldn’t want to bother Helen L. Umstead if it is so very inconvenient for her.

@CarolSturkaREAL @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Sure. Go ahead. What do I care. I’m just your employee anyway, right.

@HelUmstead @TillyDunnage13 @itsmaddybaby22 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Yeah you know what maybe I should. Make it fair, right?

@CarolSturkaREAL @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift I genuinely don’t feel like doing this with you right now. God.

@HelUmstead @itsmaddybaby22 @TillyDunnage13 @majestic_trees @yourlonggrift Sure let’s make Carol the butt of the joke, why don’t you? Is that why they like you more?