Helen Bang

@RebelAccountant Thank you.

@HelenBang Thanks Helen! Ah yes, that Blighter. I mention him in Chapter 3 - he was talking about a tax known as the Capitation.

Want to read Taxtopia with only one hand? The paperback is officially out this Thursday! (Though if you ask nicely at an independent bookshop they'll probably give you a copy today.)

@nickwallis Mr Blake has been taking lessons on digging deep pits from Mr Beer

JB could that approach - not putting damaging things in writing. Could that have been responsible for the CEO's lack of understanding of the true gravity of the situation. AP this was over three months and I was not the point person. I thought everyone was briefed on GJ

Good morning and welcome to Aldwych House in London for Day 150 of the Post Office Horizon IT Inquiry. Andy Parsons (AP) from Womble Bond Dickinson (WBD) is giving the first of two days of evidence. Wombles used to be Bond Dickinson and before that, Bond Pearce. Live-tweets...

@SeemaMisra7 I'm listening whilst shovelling bark onto my garden. Manure would be more appropriate. Best wishes for a good outcome for you and your family.

We are going to watch #jarnailsingh comedy show. Yes, We bought popcorn 🍿 , Coke and Nachos. 🤣 how about you guys ?

@ReynoldRetro @BritishBakeOff Photo of cake here drive.google.com/file/d/1kcQL0x…

@ReynoldRetro @BritishBakeOff Sorry, 4th birthday.

...and finally. #GBBO @BritishBakeOff is back next week! Here’s a vintage Hartley Smith cake decorating turntable, lovely. #VintageShowAndSell

@LeighDay_Law @JacquiMckenzie6 Thank you @JacquiMcKenzie6 for the work you are doing for asylum seekers. I volunteer with Friends of Scottish Settlers.

We completely support and have huge admiration for the work that @JacquiMckenzie6, her team, and many other lawyers around the country do to ensure that the law is applied accurately to their clients’ cases. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@GaryLineker Thank you so much for speaking up. We volunteer with a charity supporting asylum seekers, they just want to feel safe.

@Dianewriter Any news on the Eritrean mother separated from children trying to cross Channel?

@YodelOnline You've sat on a box for a week and when we get offered the option of collecting it, we arrive at your depot 48 hours later, call the number pinned to the gate and they get told you have 48 hours to find the package and move it to the gate. Ultimate crappy service.

I am raising money for Bonnyview Wildlife Garden. Click to Donate: gf.me/u/27j67w #GoFundMe

@BeffernieBlack Bonnybridge, Stirlingshire is the European capital of UFO sightings. Falkirk Council still haven't done anything about it.... :)

@LawroNCB Currently under threat by Paterson Quarry Development. The Community Council is campaigning to keep them.

Big trees! Some pretty amazing giant conifers on Gillies Hill, Cambusbarron. Anyone know the spp. (def. Non-native) ?

I’m raising FREE donations for Scarlet Pimpernel on stage by using @easyuk and you could too. Over 4,500 retailers will give us a free donation when you shop online. Plus, once you’ve raised £5 in donations, @easyuk will give us an extra £5 donation. easyfundraising.org.uk/causes/scarlet…

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@archiebland Re your piece on dog fouling. I wrote a play about it poothemusical.weebly.com

More photos from the show …sedmoneytoproducemyplay.wordpress.com/2019/05/10/mor…

Production photos from the Showcase …sedmoneytoproducemyplay.wordpress.com/2019/05/08/pro…

Rehearsals start on Monday! …sedmoneytoproducemyplay.wordpress.com/2019/04/17/reh…