Helen Say 🇺🇦

@QwikParkUK Please explain how I'm supposed to pay for a parking session BEFORE I park when I have no knowledge of your existence before entering the car park?

@mashable Getting serious Black Mirror vibes 🫣

This 'blind' robot can jump on your table and chase you in the dark

How nasty do you have to be for even @MailOnline not to want you BBC News - MailOnline ends Dan Wootton column after Fox row bbc.co.uk/news/uk-669512…

In other news, water is wet #thingsIdontneedresearchtotellme BBC News - Women still do more housework, survey suggests bbc.co.uk/news/uk-668668…

@anon_opin Or kept as public green spaces

Golf is a crap sport for dull social climbers. All golf courses should be used for building affordable housing

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight. Please take just two seconds to show you care.

@KitdeWaal Here, have some wine

I did the bins

@fictionpubteam @agathachristie Marple

Its publication day for this brand-new collection of short stories featuring @agathachristie's legendary detective, Jane Marple, penned by 12 bestselling and acclaimed authors. To celebrate, we have 10 copies to give away - reply with 'Marple' below for a chance to get one!

@mashable This so reminds me of THAT episode of Black Mirror 😐

This tiny robot dog just got an upgrade #StrictlyRobots

Ofgem applauded for lowering energy price cap at precise moment people turn off their central heating for five months.

I've written a sixth novel and here is the proof. Literally! GOOD BAD GIRL isn't out until August, but I have one signed ARC to give away now. For a chance to win just RT & follow me. Open worldwide. Closes 31.05.23.

FREE BOOKS! Just two weeks until my new thriller The Sanctuary is out in very handsome paperback form. RT this message before midnight Thursday 18th for a chance to win one of these six copies with a personal dedication from me! (UK only I’m afraid. Chills guaranteed. Good luck.)

Having spent 4 weeks dealing with all the different parties involved in trying to get my washing machine fixed, I now have an inkling what it must be like working for the United Nations.

@TheCoolestCool That it should never be an afterthought

What’s something every CEO should know about marketing ?

Priorities

TFW you pay for something, it breaks, and the supplier doesn't give a toss. I'm looking at you @HotpointUK

@Globalgallop Hi @Globalgallop thanks but I'm not working at the moment

@HelenCBL Hi Helen, keen to send you a DM to discuss an opportunity. Do you mind giving me a follow?

@VodafoneUK You need to review your chatbot's algorithm. I asked about My Vodafone, it told me all about coverage. #confused #frustrated #ijustwantananswer

Do you think NHS workers deserve a pay rise? #FairPayforNursing 💙 Yes Yes Yes 👇 👇 👇