Helen Madgelma Zuman

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@ohhanxiety I'm named after two grandmothers: Helen. And Madgelma.

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@greggzuman @Shepherd_books Sort of. I do coach myself frequently, and others now and then. Also I just updated my bio. Thanks for the heads up.

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@greggzuman @BookSanction Yes, I'm aware of the account @BookSanction. I know we're both featured in the book. Is that what you meant?

@HelenZuman Have you ever hear of @BookSanction? We’re both featured!

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@greggzuman It's now called MIRACLE CAVE. I'll send my next revision to my editor by October 31, 2025. Then I'll get her feedback and revise again. I'm guessing the book will come out in 2027 or 2028. Thanks for checking in.

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@greggzuman Which book?

@HelenZuman When is the book released??

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