Helena

LOOK AT ALL THIS DATA THAT'S NEITHER STANDARDIZED NOR SHARED

OTD 63 years ago, the universe released James Hetfield. HBD!#rifflife

Uber driver is playing KISS. I should play the lottery today.

That's probably 4 penguins and a couple of medium sizes boulders for any Americans reading this.

His name is apparently Bosse and he weighs a metric tonne. Literally.

Not super confident in the 3 wires that separates me from this dude.

Aw she's not feeling well.

I'm cleaning out my dad's house and found our first computer. I wonder if I can still play Leisure Suit Larry on this thing.

@Helena_LB i'm easily corruptible😂

@renegadesilicon As much as 640x400 pixels monochrome orange could twist anyone

@Helena_LB oh my god! sierra games were best ever! Larry I'm sure twisted me to some extent 😂

Funeral day status:

There's a room not found / FIFY joke in here somewhere

@Helena_LB *realizing I apparently have very strong feelings about ice cream 😂

I'm eating ice cream again because why not

I complimented a guy less than half my age on his @meshuggah t-shirt today in the grocery store, and he was oh so happy to start a lenghty conversation about how awesome metal is. The kids are alright.

TFW it's worth getting up at 4:30 to catch a flight

RIP @TwoPaddocks

TFW you originally have a 4.5h layover but are a) a semi-fast runner and b) incredibly lucky and snags the last seat on the earlier flight and shaves 4h05m off your itinerary