Mclovin 🇧🇷🇬🇧

Thank God the crime rate is going down in London. Best mayor in the world 🌎

I never thought Top Gun would actually happen, 😂😂😂😂😂

What happened to Yankees tip culture? Becoming tight cunts just like the Brits 😂😂😂😂😂

Happy birthday 🎂 @KingArtAT

@PaulParklane Are you here to give me my £500 fare if no just fuck off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cabbies what is the 1st thing you say to every customer? Ill start... 'where would you like to go? sir/madam'

@Tonycornick1 You're an inspiration to the trade Tony ✨️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Right, time to unleash today’s premium nonsense on this platform 🐒, if not making a monkey a day you better turn off your light as this job might not be for you.

@SkywayTuff2s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If any of you want a laugh for the biting replies from the cycling cry baby brigade have a read of this thread🤣🤣Absolutely priceless it really is😂🎣Top clickbait for the melts😂

@SonofTed62 That's what we like to hear mate, keep it up 🙌

@Helim0101 Im already halfway to half a monkey #sensibletarget

@BigPieMan1 As long as it doesn't go in my roundel of death im alright with it 😂

@Helim0101 Taxi “ only fans “ incoming 😂

@TheGamesDeadM8 Mate, im fucking used to it, brother brother salamalekunlm! What ? Stop "praying" with me brother, you're from Afghanistan brother, oh ffs 😂😂😂😂😂

@Helim0101 A "brother" 😂😂😂

Nice to see @Helim0101 expanding his career choice after driving a cab 😂

@Nevindrivr @GreenpartyukRBX Apparently my mind has supernatural breast enhancing abilities 😂😂😂😂😂

@Helim0101 @GreenpartyukRBX No chance, leave orf your far to sensible for that lot and that’s saying something😂😂😂

Given my current mid-life career crisis, perhaps the @GreenpartyukRBX is the next logical step. They appear inclusive enough to accommodate even a joker like myself.

Finsbury Park, what a shithole 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SonofTed62 We work smart, not hard.

@Helim0101 Half a monkey today without breaking a sweat #realistictarget

Yesterday big struggle turned the light off after 2/5 hours today 70% through 🐒🐒🐒🐒

@KingArtAT instagram.com/reel/DVMTTcbDL…

@BlowLane41453 youtu.be/3FEbT4DWhng?si…

@Helim0101 Any Sasha tracks?

Good morning!

@Tonycornick1 David Gooch please stop it

@Helim0101 Locals better 🤣🤣

W14 to E14 ill take that.