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JimGamgee 💬
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JimGamgee 💬
@HellIsOtherPpl0
'She asked if we could be friends & I said, oh honey baby, that's a dead end & u know & I know that we wouldn't b satisfied (at least I wouldn't)...'
Weiss Lake, Bama Katılım Haziran 2012
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@DarkSideOfRing We need more David Schultzs, esp now Stossel has been a FoxBot for years.
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When you say wrestling is fake to the wrong guy…
David Schultz 🤚 Jon Stossel
From Season 2’s “Dr. D David Schultz: The Slap Heard Around the World.”
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@MAGAMichelleS69 @StephenKing Tell me you've never read a Stephen King book without telling me you've never read an f'n Stephen King book.
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@StephenKing Stephen kings work hasn’t gone to shit since he’s gone woke. Just kidding! April fools!!!
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Trump will speak to the nation tonight to tell the American public he is resigning from the office of President.
(April fool)
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@StephenKing If we could be so g'dam lucky. Unfortunately, even if he did, we still have the Cult. Just like we still have Wallace Country down here in Bama.
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@warrennie24 @ToriatheistTori Israel and the Jews are just a means to an end for the Christian Evangelicals' Armegeddon Rapture Fetish. One of the founders of the Christian/Israel Coalition preached that Hitler was a tool of God to get the Jews back to Israel so the End Times would hurry up and happen.
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@HellIsOtherPpl0 @ToriatheistTori The right loves jews nowadays. They think being jewish excuses anything and everything
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@LePapillonBlu2 Someone needs to shut the Commission of Fine Arts down until this pigshit is out of office and/or deposed.
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@Abby26872577891 @Super70sSports So did half of my 'girlfriends' in HS (I was a metalhead during the Cliff-era Metallica, Slayer & pre-Elton John Guns n Roses years) but they sure as Hell weren't starfish, iykwim. Ah, sex before AIDS got to small-town heteros.
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@Super70sSports Bet she stank of cigarettes and jizz.
I'm still going though.
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Who wants to go to Coney Island with a coked out Debbie Harry? Everybody? Well, alright then.
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@Super70sSports I'm there, dude. She doesn't even have to share. Her coke, that is.
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@DWPippy Hell, I hate my MAGAt cousins who want a failed football coach for governor, much less these fucknuts.
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Which Republican do Democrats dislike the most?
Pete Hegseth
Lindsay Graham
John Fetterman
Stephen Miller
All of the above equally
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@WWE @espn @ShamsCharania @dennisrodman When is Robocop going to be inducted? Although it killed WCW for me for years until Goldberg beat Hogan in 98.
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Earlier today, it was announced by @ESPN's @ShamsCharania that @dennisrodman will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame! 👏👏👏
The 2026 #WWEHOF Ceremony will take place Friday, April 17 in Las Vegas as part of WrestleMania 42 week.
🔗 MORE INFO: wwe.com/article/dennis…
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@BigBlueSass @swords_toplows @Mommabear859 @MattH_4America A hundred dead schoolchildren would like a word with your Tango Messiah and you. Probably all the American kids you've probably claimed to fake-died in school shootings as well. Kinda like Sandy Hook had a convo with Alex Jones.
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@swords_toplows @HellIsOtherPpl0 @Mommabear859 @MattH_4America All the Iranians would like a word with you, moron.
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@GreatBrianLast I know you've probably been messaged this a million times by now but that WAS Jack Elam in those Rifleman episodes. Even though I've seen the Twain episode, confirmed via imbd. Sorry about my casting OCD.
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@BlazynBaddie @MattH_4America Remember, zoomers used to believe in the philosophy of Logan's Run, until they start hitting 30 themselves. Now they're just trying to extend adolescence into hobbit years (hobbits aren't considered non-minors until 33).
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@Mommabear859 @MattH_4America Do you not remember 9/11? Have you forgotten what blowback means? We killed the f'n Ayatollah. Not even Reagan was that fucking stupid, Goddam MAGAt.
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@MattH_4America Are you implying that the people who support America are happy America succeeded in meeting their goals?
Oh, the horror! 😴
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@MattH_4America Intelligent people over the age of 45 can see it. I realized I was liberal when I was 12 in 83, finally paid attn to how the Reaganites were the ones who began Satanic Panic, selling out for $ while wishing poor ppl would just disappear. But then I'm GenX, not a f'n ACTUAL boomer
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@MAGAVoice Also in: Trump not only thinks he's God, so do the vast majority of his Cult. Thus, MAGAt America will dedicate itself to your Orange Messiah and President Pigshit is your King.
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BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by announcing America will re-dedicate itself to God on May 17th 2026
"We're going to rededicate America as one nation under God”
CHRIST IS KING 🙏
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@MAGAVoice Since WTF has TMZ been considered the Voice of America, shithead? That's like asking the opinions and deep questions to drunk zoomers outside bars in Nashville. Then again, I'm sure you think spitting on penises before sucking em is an extremely patriotic thing to do.
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HOLY SH*T 🚨 TMZ asked people which Halftime show was better AND 83 PERCENT said Kid Rock
American Patriots officially WON
The NFL is NOT happy
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@Jo4twenty @TheJimCornette It's OK if your Orange Messiah tells a n'tl audience on TV that he wants to fuck his own daughter, though. Morality is always relative & in the eye of the suckeerrrbeholder, esp when it comes to MAGAtry.
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@TheJimCornette So if you understood what the artist was singing you'd probably have a different view..if an English artist got up on stage at superbowl singing about "getting that pussy" the outrage would be massive but because nobody understood what he said he gets away with it..nope
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In a single tweet, the Honorable Goatfucking Hillbilly from the Great State of Tennessee has ensured that he will never be invited to a party of any kind--Birthday, Christmas, Super Bowl, Anniversary, or Gay Gyration. With a name like Ogle you wouldn't think he's a wet blanket.
Rep. Andy Ogles@RepOgles
🚨The Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show was pure smut, brazenly aired on national television for every American family to witness. Children were forced to endure explicit displays of gay sexual acts, women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry-humping the air. And if that weren't outrageous enough, the performance's lyrics openly glorified sodomy and countless other unspeakable depravities. These flagrant, indecent acts are illegal to be displayed on public airways. That is why I am requesting that the Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry into the National Football League and NBC immediately for their prior knowledge, deliberate approval, and facilitation of this indecent broadcast. American culture will not be mocked or corrupted without consequence.
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@TheJimCornette Mass public fellatio and testes-sucking of the Orange Shitstain, however, is not only permissible but encouraged by the fucking TrumpCult. Especially on Twitter and Facebook. How Pigshit gets his pants on which knocking so many ppl off his mushroom is astounding.
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@Loverism__ Maybe if you actually spoke to a woman without throwing acid in their face for your own insecurities, you'd know WTF endometriosis is, you dumb fucking shitstain.
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