Julian Keller

Man, I'm sick of these flatscans.

So are all of you guys just bots now or what?

how is this screenshot real

Why the fuck am I getting suggested tweets from bigots like Marjorie Taylor Greene? She’s worse than Senator Kelly.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Slides this over to @bornincaldecott and mumbles, “Er, Happy Mother’s Day, I didn’t forget. Okay, bye.”

@MissEmmaFrost 💀

Damn. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Guess what mutha fuckas!! I got my hands back!

It’s too goddamn hot!!

Well enjoy the heat. Laura and I are going on a Disney cruise because we're bougie like that.

Bruh. Why is LA hot as balls right now? Like more so than usual? Damn global warming. Flatscans mess up everything.

It’s my Twitterversary

Well life sure has gotten interesting lately.

Damn it, Laura, can’t you tell your sister to keep that badger in a cage or something? It took a crap in my shoe again!

Sometimes I’m surprised I’m still alive.

It’s so hot. Can’t Storm create a blizzard or something?

@BornInCaldecott “Right,” he points a finger gun at her. “Well, this has been good but I’m gonna go beat up some sentinels in the danger room now to release some of my pent up aggression and resentment. You’re welcome to join me but I’m sure you have some mushy shit going on with Gambit.”

@HellionTK "How's the sayin' go? 'It's the thought that counts'?" She smirked.

Yeah, I’m still alive.

@BornInCaldecott He scrunches up his face for a moment. “I call bullshit on that one. But good try.”

@HellionTK "Ah think ya know as well as any o' us that sometahmes it's bettah if we're not needed. When we are, it usually means things ain't right."