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@ColtonOgburn MAGA dumbfucks are like, “Okay, but Trump isn’t living, or dead. He’s a god. What about that? Can a god be printed on money? What about a king? Shouldn’t a king be allowed on money? Huh?! What about that?! ‘Murica!”

Look, the rule is that a living person can't be printed on our currency. So if Trump wants his face on the $250 bill in time for our 250th anniversary, he's got a tough choice to make in a short amount of time.

@_InfoGram_ MAGA dumbfucks are like, “Yeah, well, at least our king isn’t black! ‘Murica!”

Epic moment 🔥 🇺🇸Trump at 5:00 PM — “No President has done this. We got Iran to talk nukes. Maybe even give them up. This is First time ever.” 🇺🇸Obama at 6:00 PM — “Did it already. No missiles fired. Moved 97% of their enriched uranium out. We didn't have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz like you.”🔥👏

@chinama90079948 @BonkDaCarnivore Anyone who buys anything with any politician’s name on it needs to have their fucking head checked. Left, right, fuck them all. Stop worshipping politicians, you dumbfuck. He’s not your king. I promise he’s not.

@BonkDaCarnivore bet you if Kamala made a phone all you brainwashed cronies would be glazing it and buying 2

They spent $500 on a $120 phone. Only 11 stripes on the flag. And gold? No, you get piss yellow, cause it's the Golden Shower Age Fell for it again awards going out

@BonkDaCarnivore Are you kidding?! MAGA dumbfucks couldn’t be happier, and will cherish it more than anything they’ve ever owned. These simpletons literally worship him. Now they have a phone with his fucking name on it?! This is MASSIVE to them. ‘Murica!

@BulwarkOnline @donwinslow MAGA dumbfucks are like, “But, her emails…”

Rep. Stansbury: "The [DOJ] is intervening on behalf of Pam Bondi to stop her from answering questions about what happened…and her conversations with Donald Trump…This is a cover-up. This will be remembered as the largest cover-up likely in American history."

@shawzsav I dunno, but MAGA dumbfucks sure do like politicians who fuck kids.

If you knew someone that had pleaded the 5th 97 times in court, had 34 felonies, 91 criminal charges, 26 sexual assault allegations, 6 bankruptcies, 5 draft deferments, 4 indictments, and a fake university & charity shut down for fraud, why the FUCK would you make him PRESIDENT??

@RepNancyMace MAGA dumbfucks are like, “Nancy is a libtard in disguise trying to take away our god given right to fuck kids! No way! This is ‘Murica, and we’ll fuck all the kids we want!”

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

@JosephE60351 @AntiTrumpCanada It’s “you’re”, as in “you are”. Try it with me, you fucking idiot. “Thank god YOU’RE not…” Oh, and stop worshipping politicians, you dumbfuck. Get off your knees, wipe his goo from your lips, and understand none of these fuckers from either side deserve your worship.

@AntiTrumpCanada Thank god your not American and just an obsessed PoS canadian fuck….. why do the pos canadians have their head stuck up american asses??? 99.999% of americans cant name one province and or the pm of canada!! Why? WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CANADA!!!

If I were American, I’d be fucking disgusted beyond words to see a pedophile’s face plastered on my currency. I mean, holy fuck what an obscene, trashy, authoritarian shitshow.

@AntiTrumpCanada DING DING DING

@ReichWingWatch MAGA dumbfucks are like, “That child is a liar! And if she isn’t, who cares?! ‘Murica!”

🚨 A 33-year-old Texas Trump supporter, Troy Duane Whisenant Jr., has been arrested on child s*xual assault charges after a child came forward alleging abuse. Whisenant’s Facebook page is filled with attacks on Democrats, conspiratorial posts about COVID-19 safety measures, posts downplaying the January 6 insurrection, posts mocking transgender people, and posts supporting Donald Trump. The usual suspect, yet again. How can right-wing media continue to ignore this epidemic?

@maddenifico MAGA dumbfucks are like, “Fuck yeah! The king raper her! ‘Murica!!!”

In case anyone was wondering what the judge's ruling against Trump in the E. Jean Carroll case was.

@ReiS_TuRCo MAGA dumbfucks see this photo (real or not) and instantly become hard.

Epstein dosyaları'nda ortaya çıkan Donald Trump'ın Reşit olmayan çocuğu dudaktan öpmesi 👇🥹

@SaltyGoat17 STOP WORSHIPPING POLITICIANS, you dumbfuck. He’s not your king. Get off your knees, wipe his goo from your lips, and wake the fuck up. No politician from either side deserves your that shit. For fuck’s sake, man.

Can y'all EVEN IMAGINE the liberal meltdowns if this happens?!?😂😂😂

@ChrisMurphyCT @JoJoFromJerz But, her emails, and the pizza parlor basement, and the Mexicans, and Jones said they were child actors, and shithole countries, and his tan suit, and he’s sleepy, and…

These days I’m at a loss for words. The new corruption scandal is just bananas. Trump has been using inside information to trade stocks and make millions. And the scale of the trading is just mind blowing. Here’s what we know.

@Texasliving1971 @GavinNewsom Fuck Newsom. Also, stop worshipping politicians, you dumbfuck. Get off your scabby knees, stand up for fuck’s sake, and understand Trump is not your king. Nope. I said he’s not your king, dummy. None from either side deserve your worship. Fucking idiot.

This week alone: DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped. The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm. The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company. Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight. It’s just Thursday. The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

@Bk4theFireworks @GavinNewsom Stop worshipping politicians, you dumbfuck. He’s not your king. No, he’s not. I’m serious. He really isn’t. Get off your knees, you dumbfuck. I promise he’s not your king. Nope. He isn’t. I said he isn’t. Wipe his goo from your lips, stand up, and stop worshipping this man.

@GavinNewsom This may get you in some hot water, he was never convicted of rape. Get ready to open your wallet, he can also sue you personally as this isn't your government account, so you can not bail yourself out with taxpayer dollars 😂

@GavinNewsom But, her emails…

@ReichWingWatch MAGA dumbfucks are like, “Pardon this hero, King! Please! He’s one of us!” ‘Murica!

🚨Scott Soucek — husband of Wisconsin Door County GOP Chair Stephanie Soucek — has been sentenced to 3 years in prison and lifetime supervision for child s*xual abuse materials and animal s*xual abuse materials possession. He once posted he was voting for Trump to fight child trafficking. It’s always the ones on the right yelling the loudest about protecting children who preying on them. More info in the thread 👇

@IAMRYT36 @MikeLevin Shut the fuck up and stop worshipping politicians, you absolute fucking idiot. None of them on either side deserve that shit. It’s pathetic. He’s not your king, dumbass.

Well little Mikey here's a little education for you... The art of cage fighting goes back to Ancient Greek Olympics. It was known as "pankration". Today the UFC is a world wide sport and one of the fastest growing sport outpacing men's basketball and boxing. So while a puff marshmallow like you, millions of people enjoy the sport. The WH Ball Room has been a goal of past Presidents. Only Trump had the foresight and fortitude to build it. Now go sit in the corner, read you comic books, and STFU!

The People’s House now has a fight cage out front and a wrecking ball out back. He tore down the East Wing for a ballroom and built an octagon on the lawn for his birthday party. Two cranes, one octagon, zero plan for anything that actually helps you.

@NotHoodlum Now MAGA dumbfucks legitimately believe there are hundreds of thousands of Americans over 124 years of age. There’s no thought process. Just an unabridged acceptance of fact simply because someone they worship spoke. ‘Murica!

I checked his math, and it’s accurate. There are 250,000 Americans over the age of 124 collecting workers’ compensation. *Source: his brainworm. 🥴