Uncle Rocky

HELLO FRIENDS! The Good Friends are proud to announce their PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS! I will be endorsing Biden/Harris, and Robot Pete will be endorsing Bob/Larry. We may disagree about our candidates but we are still GOOD FRIENDS! #EatAHealthySnack #Vote2020

@Seanbabydotcom I read this article backwards and now I worship Hostess fruit pies, with their flaky crust and tender filling, amen.

I wrote a Cracked article about Christianity’s War on Rock ‘n’ Roll and how dumbshits are still doing the same dumb shit. cracked.com/blog/5-techniq…

@mikey_z411 I hope he does. That lawsuit could buy YEARS worth of healthy snacks!!!

@HelloUncleRocky As long as he doesn't end up with a robot buddy

STOP SENDING ME THIS POO

#OOC "The Austrander" Gaunt Kindel has arrived at REGAL, and you can't take him... regal.boards.net

#OOC New gladiator-based microfed! Defeat the cosmos in epic combat! Join REGAL! regal.boards.net

@ZhaliaFears Robot Pete here! My joy circuits are overheating! I know @WrestleUTA will never be the same after you beat @FlamaBlancaUTA !

Want to try a sword-and-sorcery themed e-fed? Upset that UFAL seems to have disappeared? Check this out! regal.boards.net

@MeaganG1990 Robot Pete here! I think you mean Ditzy Carter is fortunate to share a birthing day with YOU! HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY!

@Mikey_Unlikely pictured here showing @WrestleUTA fans what a REAL penis looks like!

Robot Pete here! I'M MOVING TO CANADA YOU CRUEL ROBOT HATERS!!! paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-ro… #JusticeForHitchbot #PhiladelphiaIsABadFriend

@frombloomcounty WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! I have a business proposal for you! Have you ever heard of my kingdom, Nigeria?

Robot Pete here! Please support this wonderful young robot as it journeys America! GODSPEED MY BIONIC BROTHER! gizmodo.com/this-robot-is-…

@AweSomeRachelV Definitely Mickey Mouse ears! If my hands were puffy and white I'd have to wash them constantly!

Despite several injuries, I was somehow able to beat @Ozura13 ... maybe that's why @BoardwalkW booked me again?!

Boardwalk Xtra is On the Air! boardwalkwrestling.com/index.php/1076…

A @BoardwalkW match!? But I am in a LOT of PAIN right now, and Robot Pete isn't being very helpful! #13485" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">boardwalkwrestling.com/index.php/foru…

[GLOB SHEET]: @BoardwalkW talent develops time travel technology, immediately uses it for evil. #13398" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">boardwalkwrestling.com/index.php/foru…

Breaking News: Uncle Rocky and Dave Van Dam Sign Full Time Contracts with Boardwalk Wrestl... boardwalkwrestling.com/index.php/1045…